Shoff swap

When having sexual intercouse and one switches from the vagina to the anus quickly and then looking at your penis to judge if analingus is safe.

"I can't beleive he tried a shoff swap on me, but when it came out clean he made me forget my concern."

by LesserGod March 1, 2005

Shof

Scooby chase slaughter

Scooby, you're a piece of shof.

by Ihavetheavocados May 26, 2019

Shmoof

A giraffe smacking another giraffe with its head, forcefully.

I totally just saw a giraffe shmoof another giraffe!!!

by saddam hussien II August 28, 2010

Shloof

noun - A person or animal who is tired. Can also mean lazy. (adj - Shloofy)

Aww my dog is so tired, she is a realy shloof.

You're such a shloof, get off the couch and do some work.

by prcg October 19, 2009

scoofy

When someone says something dumb. A blonde moment. Another word for the infamous "neck". Derived from the south. Usually said while smacking someone's forehead.

"Mane you stupid.. gimme some scoofy"

"haha you so dingy. ..scoofy!"

by yagirlWANTSme February 14, 2009

Shoft

Shoft is a word started in Bloomington, Illinois that is used to as a form of verbal victory in a canversation or debate. In basics, the word "shoft" is the new "burned" or "Boom Roasted". The word can be used in its present tense, (shoft), past tense (shofted) or future tense, (shofting). To understand this word in its full effect, please refer to the examples.

Person A: Hey whats up dawg?

Person B: Your moms a Dawg...

Person C: dang, you just got Shofted

Person B:**Cries and runs away**

by CraftyTiger Inc. September 2, 2009

shloofy

pronounced "shl-uh-fy" or "shl-uf"

sleeping, sleep, nap

"I'm going shloofy now"
"I want to shloof"
"I want to go shloofy"

"I'm exhausted."
"I'm not, I took a big shloofy today."

by Joanna B. December 30, 2008