you: yo mom
mom: yes dear child
you: I have the craziest sex story! Sarah gave me a blowjob then I fucked the shit out of her!
dad: atta boy!!!
mom: yes dear child
you: I have the craziest sex story! Sarah gave me a blowjob then I fucked the shit out of her!
dad: atta boy!!!
by fat.ogre.loves.2eat.pie October 14, 2022
a story written to make people horny. btw, when men were hanged, they would get a boner.
i hope you get as horny reading this as i did writing it, the night after i was proposed to.
i hope you get as horny reading this as i did writing it, the night after i was proposed to.
insert sex story here:
after what seemed like hours, h and Emma were finally home. they had been dating for a few yrs, and had been living together for 5 moths now. he had a surprise for her. after showering he slipped into their room without her noticing. they were both in the nude. he tapped her on the shoulder. "will you marry me?" she was silent for a moment, but then threw herself onto him, arms wrapping around him. she started to kiss his cheek. he made a trail of kisses along her jawbone to her mouth. "oh jules, please! i will marry you!" she whispered. "can i?" "of course" he pulled away from her and pulled down their towels. they tangeled in each other, light touches urging the other. they started kissing first, but he loved emma so much, it hurt to continue like this. he paused. "go on. please" slowly, he put his cock into her pussy. she moaned and started squirming. "its ok, j, im on the pill" he started humping her, slowly first, but her moans made him hard and he went faster. he pulled out and she started sucking his schlong. he couldn't stop his moans. he pulled his cock out and started kissing her. her tits rubbed against his chest, and it sent a tingle all the way down to his groin. they were moaning into eachother, the pleasure they gave eachother mirrored thousandfold. eventually they stopped kissing and he started to drift off to sleep. the last thing he heard before he fell asleep was "te amo, jules. te amo, te amo, te amo."
after what seemed like hours, h and Emma were finally home. they had been dating for a few yrs, and had been living together for 5 moths now. he had a surprise for her. after showering he slipped into their room without her noticing. they were both in the nude. he tapped her on the shoulder. "will you marry me?" she was silent for a moment, but then threw herself onto him, arms wrapping around him. she started to kiss his cheek. he made a trail of kisses along her jawbone to her mouth. "oh jules, please! i will marry you!" she whispered. "can i?" "of course" he pulled away from her and pulled down their towels. they tangeled in each other, light touches urging the other. they started kissing first, but he loved emma so much, it hurt to continue like this. he paused. "go on. please" slowly, he put his cock into her pussy. she moaned and started squirming. "its ok, j, im on the pill" he started humping her, slowly first, but her moans made him hard and he went faster. he pulled out and she started sucking his schlong. he couldn't stop his moans. he pulled his cock out and started kissing her. her tits rubbed against his chest, and it sent a tingle all the way down to his groin. they were moaning into eachother, the pleasure they gave eachother mirrored thousandfold. eventually they stopped kissing and he started to drift off to sleep. the last thing he heard before he fell asleep was "te amo, jules. te amo, te amo, te amo."
by the person u wanna fuck 0<===8 April 08, 2021
Sex story
Lisa was really horny so she went to a bar and looked for a man to fuck that night. She found a man by the side of the bar.
"Hey big boy" she said
" come with me because i know where this is going " he replied
he brought her to a limo outside in the alley. They went in and he said " if you need anything from me, my name is randy"
"Ok" Lisa said seductively
They both began to strip and then started to French kiss. He fingered her perfect vrgina and and she gave randy a hand job. She started to moan " just fuck me already!" After she said that randy shoved his dick, his 7" hard dick in her pussy and she yelled out " YES YES HARDER FASTER WAIT LET ME SUCK IT!" he moved her of so she can suck it and she sucked it like a lollipop. Then they put themselves in the very familiar 69 position and then a man and woman came in and said that they were horny. So the new woman(marry) sucked randy's dick and the new guy (Marvin) fucked her in the ass. Lisa was pleasuring her self in the Vrgina and marvin stuck a Dilldo in her ass.
They all toke a brake then continued to go on until they could not no more.
Then the men masturbated to the women eating each others pussy. Then they all comes and everyone ate each others cum. At the end, everyone was wet and making out... with each others private parts for hours and hours.
The End
Lisa was really horny so she went to a bar and looked for a man to fuck that night. She found a man by the side of the bar.
"Hey big boy" she said
" come with me because i know where this is going " he replied
he brought her to a limo outside in the alley. They went in and he said " if you need anything from me, my name is randy"
"Ok" Lisa said seductively
They both began to strip and then started to French kiss. He fingered her perfect vrgina and and she gave randy a hand job. She started to moan " just fuck me already!" After she said that randy shoved his dick, his 7" hard dick in her pussy and she yelled out " YES YES HARDER FASTER WAIT LET ME SUCK IT!" he moved her of so she can suck it and she sucked it like a lollipop. Then they put themselves in the very familiar 69 position and then a man and woman came in and said that they were horny. So the new woman(marry) sucked randy's dick and the new guy (Marvin) fucked her in the ass. Lisa was pleasuring her self in the Vrgina and marvin stuck a Dilldo in her ass.
They all toke a brake then continued to go on until they could not no more.
Then the men masturbated to the women eating each others pussy. Then they all comes and everyone ate each others cum. At the end, everyone was wet and making out... with each others private parts for hours and hours.
The End
by fuck me hard25 November 30, 2015
Sex story:
So Kate was really horny at the moment and she called me over in a rather seductive voice. I came to her house confused (we hardly have sex) and when I got there the FIRST thing she asked was, "Wanna bang?" I agreed and she told me her parents weren't home, and neither were the FBI. So we went to their bed, took off our clothes, and had sex. No, why the hell would I describe it? Sorry guys, this place sucks enough.
So Kate was really horny at the moment and she called me over in a rather seductive voice. I came to her house confused (we hardly have sex) and when I got there the FIRST thing she asked was, "Wanna bang?" I agreed and she told me her parents weren't home, and neither were the FBI. So we went to their bed, took off our clothes, and had sex. No, why the hell would I describe it? Sorry guys, this place sucks enough.
by Weave_SNATCHED January 29, 2019
One time i was home alone with my step cousin. she was older than me but super hot and i always wanted to fuck her she had a nice ass and when she was away i would rade her pannties. one day she came from school and she was wearing jeans the tightest i've ever seen. my mother had a camera overlooking the kitchen and living room. so that day i unplugged it. so while she was bending down to grab something from the fridge. then i pulled her jeans down i put my seven inch dick and asked her where she wanted it. she said she wanted it in her pussy. so fuck for twenty minutes and promised to fuck every monday.
by mnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnm January 28, 2021
I was walking through town and then I spotted the woman of my dreams, my gf. I invited her to my house. Soon we got drunk and undressed ourselves. She started sucking on my dick, it felt so good. Soon I sliced my fingers into her pussy. She got on top of me and started riding me making me moan.
by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023
Sex Story in 1.2.3:
All day I had an aching sensation to masturbate. My body yearned for some sexual attention, but since I was with my friend, it had to wait. We were hanging out and talking with ice cream cones from our hand. Ava started creased her eyebrow, looked up and down at me, then bit her lip and made this face. I blushed flustered, she must've been flirting with me. After I finished my cone she threw herself at me and slammed me on the nearest couch. "Ava, are you crazy?" I asked. 'No, but a bit horny." She winked at me and gently caressed my body with her hands. She made her way to my boner and pulled down my pants with no hesitation. She took off her clothes and started gently teasing my tip, then she started stroking my shaft faster and faster. My face was on fire, and my body was screaming in pleasure. I tried to conceal it, but moans started escaping my mouth, and I knew I was gonna cum. I tried to hold it cause I wanted to last longer but Ava noticed and said "Don't hold it in, big boy. Let it all in my mouth. C'mon." She started moaning louder and enticing me more and more, and eventually I relaxed and let my load out in her mouth. "Aww yess. So delicious-" she said with a mouthful of white fluid in her mouth.
All day I had an aching sensation to masturbate. My body yearned for some sexual attention, but since I was with my friend, it had to wait. We were hanging out and talking with ice cream cones from our hand. Ava started creased her eyebrow, looked up and down at me, then bit her lip and made this face. I blushed flustered, she must've been flirting with me. After I finished my cone she threw herself at me and slammed me on the nearest couch. "Ava, are you crazy?" I asked. 'No, but a bit horny." She winked at me and gently caressed my body with her hands. She made her way to my boner and pulled down my pants with no hesitation. She took off her clothes and started gently teasing my tip, then she started stroking my shaft faster and faster. My face was on fire, and my body was screaming in pleasure. I tried to conceal it, but moans started escaping my mouth, and I knew I was gonna cum. I tried to hold it cause I wanted to last longer but Ava noticed and said "Don't hold it in, big boy. Let it all in my mouth. C'mon." She started moaning louder and enticing me more and more, and eventually I relaxed and let my load out in her mouth. "Aww yess. So delicious-" she said with a mouthful of white fluid in her mouth.
She stroked my cock a bit more. but eventually started riding me. As soon as my penis got in her pussy, it was extremely wet, she must've been more horny than me! "I'd be lying if I said I never wanted this..." she whispered. I gripped her ass, and made my 10 inch cock go up and then down. "MMm- O-Oh my gosh, this feels~ Extravagant! Augh~ Yes i needed this soo bad!" She started messaging her clit. "This is so embarassing. I think I'm gonna cum already!" She started messaging her clit faster but I pulled her hand away and started rubbing her clit and her g-spot. "Oh my gosh. So sexy,.." She said. She started blushing and she turned her naughty expression into a face of ecstasy. She was letting me take control and was submitting to her pleasure. She squirted everywhere, and I came in her vagina. Her throbbing pink pussy was wet with her own cum, and mine. "Geez, we gotta become friends with benefits."
MY SEX STORY
MY SEX STORY
by TdsoMs October 12, 2023