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Rainbow Rumper

Where a guy name Zackary Schmidt sticks his arm in another mans ass... Elbow first.
Both: Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Zack: Well, I guess you get it first.

Man: *Sigh* I lose every time.

Zack: I guess I'm Rainbow Rumper again.
by Lolocausts December 21, 2010
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Brown Ripper

A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.

Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.

I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.

I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
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collin rimmer

A disgusting mix of a fat child and a groomer. Collin often takes children to the Trafford centre to the food court. Rimmer took GCSE cookery making him “The gay baker”
First a french word then English. I can’t believe man he was once a fat child and now a grommer making him a Collin rimmer
by Reaney February 21, 2019
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ripperoni

What you say when an unfortunate event transpires to you or another person. Slang term for "Rest In Pepperoni."
Bro #1: "Bro, I just played a vine from iFunny in class and it was a moan vine and everyone heard it."
Bro #2: "Bro, ripperoni."
by WhiteMamba44 March 9, 2016
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Zipper Ripper

When you break wind and the sound that is made is very reminiscent of pulling on a zipper. As you control your flatulence, you can speed up or slow down the quickness of the zipper sound to make it sound like you are pulling the zipper faster or slower which causes those around you to giggle more.
1. It sounded as if someone had unzipped something until the smell hit me and I knew it was a "zipper ripper".
2. Before I unpacked my luggage, I had to pass gas and as I let it rip, I forced it out quicker giving it a quick unzipping sound, a "zipper ripper", and then unzipped my suitcase and laughed at how similar they both sounded.
by max nova September 13, 2009
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Rimmer

Rimmer, the name of once of the companions of the last human alive David Lister from Red Dwarfas british sitcom. His full name is Arnold Judas Rimmer and failed the astro-navigation exam no less than 13 times. He is dispised by all but in one episode of Red Dwarf his much more dashing self from another Dimension appears, Ace Rimmer who everone, Except Arnold J Rimmer, likes.

Rimmer = A total Smeg Head
"Mister Rimmer sir, i would like to take this oppertunity to say that You are the most obnoxious, trumped up, flirty little smeg head, it has ever been my misfortune to encounter!"
by Red Dwarf No.1 Fan! May 13, 2005
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Romper

A large-sized cone of cannabis
"Pack me a Romper"
by Diego June 20, 2003
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