Back to Back Dutch Rudder

When you and another guy go back to back and dutch rudder eachother, therefore it is totally not gay.

Me and Curtis totally Back to Back Dutch Rudder'd last night...it was hot.

by PomplemooseJones February 12, 2010

Deadman's Dutch Rudder

When the recipient of a hand transplant masturbates.

The poor deceased never imagined his hands would be used to perform the Deadman's Dutch Rudder.

by Young Mr T July 27, 2016

Dutch Rudder

Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.

SnackCake gave Tonkin a Dutch Rudder, because they are two freaky people who like to try new things.

by nfkiller May 18, 2006

Ruddypuddy

Women having poor feminine hygene wiping in the wrong direction. Hence "ruddy" very oldschool name for shit, and puddy a nickname form of puddenda.

I was in totall disbelief when I took that hottie's chonies down, I was hovering over her kitty when I caught whiff of ruddypuddy that would knock a buzzard off a shitwagon.

by EH of HB October 1, 2007

Ruddy

euphamism for bloody.
reddish in colour.

Where's that ruddy lightbulb? I'm ruddy sick of losing em!

by Profanity personified April 5, 2004

Ruddy Ol' Cock

Noun: Person: A miserable son-of-a-bitch usually past middle age.

Noun: Object: An older mechanical device such as a car that has constant problems.

1) That ruddy ol' cock pissed on my rhododendrons. Let's egg his house.

2) Fuck, the engine overheated! I'm sick of this ruddy ol' cock breakin' down all the time.

by Tyson M. April 28, 2005

Mud Rudder

Similar to motor-boating, mud ruddering involves grasping each side of the buttocks, gently spreading the cheeks and placing one's face on the poop shoot; then shaking the head back and forth as if saying "no" while proceeding to make a motorboat sound. Essentially, the buttock cleavage equivalent to motorboating. Unlike motorboating, mud ruddering makes no sex distinction, as you can mud rudder anyone who has buttocks.

Johnny saw that Sally's breasts were quite small, so he decided to mud rudder the hell out of her.

by Scotty By Nature December 16, 2011