Cocoa Puffin

noun - A person of color who is frequently blowing smoke up the rear ends of the general populous in an effort to garner their empathy or support;

verb - Sending up a verbal smoke-screen in an effort to obscure the actual intent behind one's actions

"Barack Obama's been Cocoa Puffin about this whole health care thing since day one."

Dude #1- "So I guess Sammy Sosa out-and-out denied utilizing performance enhancing steroids in his quest to beat Roger Maris's home run record. Can you believe it?"

Dude #2- "I don't buy it. He's such a Cocoa Puffin!"

by Big Daddy Matty C March 13, 2010

Puffin muncher

A Puffin muncher is one who enjoys eating puffins. puffin munchers can often be found throughout scandanavia and neighbouring islands such as iceland.

olaf - hey uri, look at that puffin, im gonna munch him.
uri - not if i get him first!

foreigner - damn that guy is one hefty puffin muncher

by puffin-muncher September 26, 2005

piffington

when you smell like you just smoked that dank dank.

Nigga you smell like straight piffington.

by Randizle March 30, 2010

Puffin

Same as a muffin top, but rolling out from the arm hole of a fatties too tight tee shirt (pit muffin)

Dude, I think that chics puffin just dripped in my drink

by Follysfinest December 8, 2013

puffin

A small blunt that is fatty and only 2 or 3 inches long. Its rolled tight with the dank chronic and perfect for
a quick puff.

Hey you got that blunt, I wanna roll up a puffin before we go.

by KrhoniK December 29, 2007

Puffin

A name for a whipped man in a relationship. Often a joc who isn't really good at anything and thinks he's "real tight" but obviously can't control his girlfriend.

me- wanna come over later
Jay- can't I gotta call my girlfriend
me- wow you are such a puffin

by Jecrastin September 24, 2009

Peffing

Chub or chubby. Male genitals

Damn, that dude's peffing is peeking out of his spandex shorts

by Knowitsatall June 12, 2018