Procrastihating

When someone puts off completing a task important to you because they hate.

Chris: "Mike, I thought you getting me an interview where you work?"

Mike: "I will man later.."

Chris: "You better quit procrastihating!"

by LunaLaValliere August 21, 2009

Procrastibang

(v) The act of having sex in order to avoid looming responsibilities.

Chad: "I'm going to fail this midterm today."
Cindy: "Why?"
Chad: "I was too busy procrastibanging to study."

by Superguidodouche May 27, 2011

procrastivaping

Procrastinating while vaping on your electronic cigarette. (e-cig).

I was late to work today because I was procrastivaping at home.

by Sir Unkle Fun April 29, 2014

procrastipating

the act of holding in poop because you are too lazy to get up and push it out
constipated procrastination poop lazy

"i have to take a shit but I'm to lazy to get up"
"Dude you are procrastipating"

by jenifurrebercer November 21, 2015

Procrastimating

When your significant other wants to have sex, but you are in the mood to do anything but that so you keep putting it off. Kind of like writing a paper that's due tomorrow. Chastity and/or Abstinence are synonyms.

Naw dude, you ain't going to get far. Shes procrastimating .

by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016

Procrastimating

To wait on having sex and trying to do anything but that. Like avoiding that paper that's due tomorrow. Another term for chastity and abstinence.

Dude, good luck with her. She's procrastimating with everyone.

by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016

Procrastidating

When you go on a date with someone to put off doing something that you really must do.

"I should have been writing my essay last night, instead I was procrastidating this guy I met on Tinder"

by @millierossinc September 7, 2017