Bronx Platter

When one partner defecates on the other's abdomen, and then they proceed to engage in missionary style sexual intercourse.

After a Mexican dinner, the couple enjoyed a Bronx Platter for dessert.

by the Bronx Bomber November 19, 2004

Plitter

The dribble of sperm left on the lower lip and chin of the performer of oral sex once the contents of the penis has been emptied into the mouth.

After she drained me and I went to pull cock from mouth, I left a nice little plitter snack for her to find later.

by insanitymanitee March 22, 2007

plattered

1. To be served on a platter
2. To have been fully destroyed in an argument by a devastating comeback

"You got totally plattered when he called your mama a biaaatch! ZING!"

by Pat February 11, 2005

Pittsburgh Platter

A Pittsburgh Platter is a steaming load of shit dumped off on a man's chest by a woman or man, whatever the preference may be.

Dude! She gave him a Pittsburgh Platter! That shit's so gross!

by JManDC September 14, 2007

wet back platter

A sex act performed amongst the geriatric. During coitus the contents of one partners colostomy sack is emptied onto the back of the other partner. At that point the consumption of said contents is optional. Makes for a fine rainy day past-time. The derivation of the term is credited to two drunk idiots at Monty's Crown in Rochester, NY.

Following the early bird special at Dales Rib Haus, and copious ingestion of ex-lax, Edna and I adjurned to the bungalow for a night rife with passion and all you can eat wet back platters.

by the murr/the kilt October 6, 2004

nacho platter

The nacho platter is the sexual act of placing chips on your partners chest, then substituting for the by beans by taking a giant shit over the chips followed by vomiting over the beans in substitution for the guacamole and finally the coupe de' grace of ejaculating on top of it all to replace the sour cream and there you have it, a nacho platter.

Sally: When Tom asked me if I wanted a nacho platter, I thought he wanted to go to taco bell, Instead he covered me with chips took a shit on me, vomited on top of the shit and then ejaculated all over it...I sure do love Tom...he is so dreamy,

by egobrien January 10, 2010

bum platter

Placing your bum on someones face.

Often a harmless prank among friends; usually done when the victim is laying down and unknowing. One pulls down his/her pants revealing the bare bum. The individual proceeds to place his/her bum directly on the victim's face.

"Hey, Johnny's sleeping on the couch, I'm gonna give him a bum platter."

by Ren October 24, 2004