T-Posing

Little Jimmy T-Posed to show everyone who was boss that day.

T-Posing: used to assert dominance. you can show you're the alpha with this one.

by yeeter mcfeeter November 19, 2018

Paging ditz

To steal images of unrealistically hot girls for use on message boards; then pretending to be said girls. Comes with extravagant back-stories, personal tales and other information. Works best if you try to connect on a personal level with regular members of said message boards. Intentions are to pass self off as hardcore and intelligent sports fan, not to gain sexual favor.

HotFBALLchick01 is Paging ditz dude, no way those are her pics. I'm askin' for a date.

by drinkeer February 21, 2009

Pawing

Making hands into a fist and rubbing them against another person in a cat-like manner. The act is usually done for attention or to annoy.

Stop pawing me, I'll play cards with you in a minute, neck off necker

by VictorianMan2 September 13, 2009

PMSing

Sometimes women turn into some type of mythical beast.
It's best to avoid them during this transformation..
Don't ever tell a girl she's PMSing though, it's never polite. =)
Just let the mythical beast be, and within a few days you'll get your girl back. ;)

Person 1: My wife is turning into a mythical beast!
Person 2: She's PMSing, my friend.
Person 1: Here she comes!
Mythical beast: What are you doing on UrbanDictionary.Com?!?! Don't you love ME?! Get over here, NOW!
Person 1: I got to go. =(

by Just another _Instert Name_ November 24, 2009

phasing out

to slowly begin to remove oneself from a committed relationship (or sort of something like that - a lot of sex is being had) in order to lessen the inevitable heartbreak/ache/sex deprivation that will eventually occur.

You know what? I am phasing out that motherfucker. He's doneski.

by Alyssa Taylor May 12, 2007

paying bills

an excuse or expression used when you don't want others to know you are planing on having sex

person 1: You doing anything tonight?
person 2: Oh yea i am paying bills all night long.

by gwscraggs May 29, 2005

Palingrad

Palingrad, AK, formaly known as Wasilla before its name change in 2022 to commemorate the 10th anniversary of the landslide victory of President Sarah Palin in the 2012 presidential elections is the state capital of Alaska and was the location of one of the decisive battles of World War 3.

The battle of Palingrad in 2042/2043 lead to the incirclement and eventual destruction of the entire German 6th Army and is considered to be the turning point of the war by most historians. Palingrad was awarded the title of Hero City in 2045 by Comrade Palin herself.

Yeah the Battle of Cheneygrad in 2041 was a tough one but we really fucked the germans the following year at Palingrad.

by bitchmasterb November 5, 2010