Preemptive Shite

Going to the toilet before it is necessary, preventing a later urge. Useful before going to movies or long journeys without pauses.

I'm just going for a preemptive shite, before The Dark Knight begins. I don't want to miss ANY of the action!

by Duffdrinker December 9, 2008

Preempathize

A portmanteau word to decribe preemptively empthazing with someone, rather than empathizing after the fact, as per the norm.

A. Urgh! I have to go back to school next week.

B. We already started. I totally preempathize.

by Jimbles October 18, 2008

preemptive flush

A flush of the toilet prior to the end of a large bowel movement, intended to "preempt" the inevitable clogged toilet.

"Dude, I just passed a four pounder! Dodged the log jam too, with a mid-shit preemptive flush."

by pixeleyz August 17, 2009

preemptive Christmas

The movement of both the radio and retail industry that will see stores set up for the holiday season and radio stations blare out Christmas music 24/7 usually starting around Halloween.

What's up with all the preemptive Christmas? Walmart's setting up trees, and I haven't gone trick-or-treating yet!

by This Hour Has 42 Minutes November 2, 2009

preemptive friend zone

the act of putting someone in the friend zone before they make any attempt to make moves on the other party. this allows for less confusion and emotional drama later on in the friendship.

Guy 1: Ashley has so many guy friends.
Guy 2: That's because she always make friends with them before they can ask her out.

Nice guys make up a disproportionate amount of preemptive friend zonees

by abominable snowmonster November 12, 2009

Preemptive tuck

d1. the act of strategically situating one's penis prior to an inevitable erection in order to avoid embarrassment

d2. tucking your flacid dick somewhere not noticeable when you know you're about to get a boner

She's really cute and I know she's a long hugger so I did a preemptive tuck into the waistband before we said goodbye.

by hewhocreatesall August 8, 2010

panem et circenses

a) (direct translation from Latin): bread and circuses

b) (adj): something that exists purely f-sag with no real concrete purpose
c) political scandals and entertainment as viewed on television and read in the newspapers

The United Nations today is nothing more than a panem et circenses, a political circus that performs only for the media.

by Sexydimma January 13, 2014