paeten

The best friend you could ever have

Paeten is my best friend

by Hayb October 10, 2020

paetau

The most attractive, handsome, intelligent, inspiring, athletic, women’s friend, Fokin’ champion.

Girl #1: Wow look at that fokin’ champion, I want his big cock inside of me.

Girl 2#: That’s Paetau!! I swear, he is my background on my iPhone, he is just the definition of a perfect human being.

Girl 3#: He is literally a god, I mean... look at him! GODLY!

Pautau: Hey bitches, get in line, I’ve got bitches to satisfy me everyday, for the next 246 years.

by Nickdude27 February 13, 2021

Paetus

Someone who has a petus

“Yo have you heard of Paetus?”
“No who’s Paetus?”

“Oh he’s that dude over there with a petus”

by Cremp January 19, 2021

paejoephile

A person so liberally blinded that the see Joe Biden is a nonce but choose to support and ignore it because sleepy Joe is some kind of saviour.

Also as 'Pejoephile' in the American dictionary.

Steve: Have you seen the latest video of Biden sniffing and placing his hand inappropriately on the 12 year old?

Billy: I see nothing wrong with it.

Steve: C'mon he was going him/her. He's a sex Offender and you turn a blind eye, he's a predator and you're a paejoephile for not seeing it as wrong⁹

by DrewPeacockUK June 25, 2021

Paenis

A comedic spelling of the word "penis."

do u wanna see mah paenis bb

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

paenis

the space between fat rolls on morbidly obese people. (perfect for holding sandwiches or snacks that may have dropped in a feeding frenzy for later.)

"damn. there was a whole sandwich in that paenis." those morbidly obese kids who are always on maury povich could probably feed a 3rd world village with all of the droppings that collect in their paenis.

by daaaaag July 7, 2004

paedococranecrophiliac

well it is how it reads, having sex with dead childrens poo

walking past a shop i noticed a paedococranecrophiliac, it was the oddest sight i had ever seen

by oddjob01 August 5, 2007