pilf

Pensioner I'd like to fuck

Have you been down the WI today? Blimey! Have I?! There's loads of Pilf!

by Andrew Broadhurst & Jasmin September 10, 2007

Pilfer

Not a word.

Tim: Pilfer IS a word!
Me: No it's not.

by Shifty Chele Shock March 6, 2009

PILF

refers to a patient in which one would like to encounter, specifically, in a sexual manner.

"Dude, did you see Dr. Jones' patient? I would love to conduct a physical assessment on her. She's a total PILF."

by ChrisD. December 16, 2007

Pilfaxeraged

to grab fax items not of your own, especially habitually

Jackie's fax never arrived Mike pilfaxeraged it with his stuff last Tuesday

by coachk1 January 5, 2011

Pilf

Pops I'd like to fuck

also see Gilf ( Grandad i'd like to......) to describe those grand parents of superior hotness.

"your grandads a gilf"
"I call him Pops"
"well then he's a Pilf"

by Scarlettyourdestiny December 30, 2009

Pilfering

To rummage and occasionally take things that don't have a purpose

Whatre you doing ? Pilfering your shit

by Pilfersum October 9, 2016

PILF

Palin I'd Like To Fuck.

Man, I'd sure like to put tubesteak in that bitch Sarah Palin. She's the real PILF.

by Khaytsus October 18, 2008