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Gabber Polka

The hybrid bastard of Gabber and Polka music, combining 19th century duple time Bohemian dance tunes with modern, heart-stopping 808 beats exceeding speeds of 300 BPM, making the hop-step-close-step Polka dance virtually impossible except when under the influence of methamphetamine cocktails.
Gabber Polka was conceived in 2003 by DJ Leo Ascarrunz of Bolivia and San Francisco writer/author laureate Tom Carter while programming streaming music for their web site.
Only three Gabber Polka songs are known to exist: one of traditional Gabber Polka named ‘Liechtensteiner Nightmare,’ another of the more expressive Progressive Gabber Polka called ‘Crank & Beer,’ and the third of the underground Deep Progressive Gabber Polka named ‘Murder, Poland Style.’
by MPB October 9, 2003
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Perkaholic

Anyone addicted to or obsessed/in love with Mrs.Perkins. Perkaholic's are also known for quating Mrs.Perkins, such as "I AM GONNA RIP YOUR FACE OFF!"
Student 1: 'I spent like 3 hours last night trying to find Mrs.Perkins phone number!'

Student 2: 'Wow, you are such a perkaholic...'
by RoboChick May 3, 2009
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pokamoshas

young teenagers who wear baggy jeans and attempt to be alternative by wearing black clothing - as in a mosha but are very young, hence the poka section of the word based upon the pokmon cartoon.
all of those kids who hang out at the skate park.
by jenny barratt November 9, 2004
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Porkabilly

Fat and overweight Rockabilly girls who think its ok to wear sexy dresses.
That damn Porkabilly dented my ride after posing for a pin up shot.
by caltank July 25, 2011
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Pooka

A racial slur that can be used to broadly define ethnicities other than yourself. Usually used to describe a fat or slothful peoples lacking modesty and basic hygiene
"There are too many damn pookas on this damn beach"

Daughter: "Mommy can I go to my friend Jean's house?"
Mother: "No no honey, we don't associate with Pookas because we want you to grow up to be successful."
by urbanSLug November 10, 2010
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parkash

an alternative Macedonian teenager that goes out in park, smokes, drinks and listens to music. The term has been ruined over time due to the tik tok indie kids who smoke cigs at 13 thinking they’re cool and listening to arctic monkeys who they think are superior
oh a person with cat ears and shitty eyeliner they must be a new parkash
by prvaklasamoron April 26, 2021
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pookacha

Noun;
Slang
A term for the genitalia, or genital region of the female anatomy; Also; Vagina
"Don't you think names for genitalia suck? Let's call it 'pookacha'."
by The ReRe October 9, 2004
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