poomongerer

1. A person who collects poo for business or pleasure.

2. A person who has an abnormal obsession with poo.

Sarah is such a poomongerer.

by Kendra February 26, 2005

poonocchio

Someone who is shit at lying

John's version of event's was totally unbelievable, he is such a poonocchio

by affleck April 30, 2009

Poofolio

It's the collection of poop pictures that you store on your cell phone from all of your friends that send you pictures of their poop. It's something to be proud of, but could get kinda weird if you lose your phone.

Jeff: Hows your poofolio coming along?
Kyle: its strong, but lookin for some mud monkeys to really impress my friends
Jeff: theres no such thing as a shitty poofolio

by ky'el August 19, 2009

Poohole Potter

To find one's own G-spot whilst showering, anal activities with showerhead including 'thumbing' ones self.

Hey, Carl, you're a proper Poohole Potter. How's your ring?

by Carl Potter March 25, 2006

Poolo

a chant used when u want to go swimming in a pool.

Dylan: Donato can we go in the pool?
Donato: No!
Dylan: Yes!
Donato: No!(Slams door)
Dylan: POOLO POOLO POOLO

by ASK 4 July 17, 2007

pooMonger

An original BaNuS Ranger.

"Go Go BaNuS Rangers!" Especially you, pooMonger.

by Merriam-Webster May 4, 2004

poomonster

an entity made of fecal matter. Supposedly supports pro-choice politicians and slacks off while supposed to do big ass research project.

Emily: You support abortion?! You poomonster!

by Stevie Wonder on Crack October 17, 2004