National give someone named sam a smooch day

On this day you are legally required to give someone named sam a big ol smooch on the cheek

Jack: Hey did you hear what day it is?
Max: No what is it?
Jack: It national give someone named sam a smooch day!
Max: Oh, i better go find someone then

by Tacticalfish November 15, 2022

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ur mom a guy named tom

The worst roast in history

People say if you use this someone random will die

Jim: *uses all roasts in history*
Bob: don't make me do this man
Jim: do it pussy
Bob: ur mom a guy named tom
Jim: *dies
African warlord: *dies

by Xxx_ieatass666_Xxx May 26, 2018

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1.(noun) A symbol, having it's traits described as such;
#1. A bunny that consists entirely out of dust, describing it as having no future. (could be blown away at any moment)
#2. A Mofo, which is a slang abbreviation for " motherfucker," symbolizing some unique "hardcore" traits.

" I think Lyle is going to grow up to be a Dustbunny Named Mofo"

by Jaff Fahm July 26, 2008

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