Mugged for merlot

When your drink order is taking too long

the wine delivery guy’s been stuck in the same spot for 10 minutes. I hate to say it, but I think we all got mugged for merlot tonight

by prinsesseidunn March 25, 2020

mudgett

A cross between a muffin and a midget. Both a term of endearment and a dick move.

“Who is taking mudgett home?”
“Aw she is such a mugett.”

by Bexinhexin October 3, 2021

Sofa Mugged

vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.

I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.

I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.

by Apec June 28, 2011

Olivia Meggett

Olivia meggett is a really bad father but a wonderful grandfather and she has a cat named Gail who is the equivalent of Jesus

Have u seen Olivia maggot

No stupid it’s Olivia meggett

by 🦋🐥 November 28, 2019

I mugged this Mug

You mugged a mug. Congrats.

Jim: "Dude, did you buy that mug?"
Tony: "Nah dude, I mugged this mug."

by We will miss Numberblocks... January 3, 2021

chugger mugger

a chinese muslim nigger suicide bomber.

Did you hear about that chugger mugger in the news yesterday?

by boiugkyuvkiuyfuytfcutycytcdjfy April 8, 2022

chugger mugger

a chinese muslim nigger suicide bomber

The white police caught 17 chugger muggers bombing the White House with cum.

by boiugkyuvkiuyfuytfcutycytcdjfy April 8, 2022