moppin

1. When you're really fucked up and you try to say "muffin", it sounds like moppin.

Sober person: "Hey what you eatin'?"

Pothead: "A moppin..."

by D-Suicide May 22, 2008

shmuel moppet

the act of a rubbish person doing anything rubbishly, or embarassing.

'holy mother of jesus i've only gone and done a shmuel moppet'

'rik waller? shmuel moppet more like!'

'someones done a shmuel moppet' (as the smell of poo poo fills the air)

'have you seen that rubbish olephont costume, the designers a right moppet, its embarassing really, i mean blooming hell its really very crap,

by adinosaur December 15, 2009

Buck and Moppet

When you fuck someone so hard but end up ejaculated violently on the floor, and, to keep shame from besmirching your dojo, use your partner's hair to mop up the subsequent sticky situation.

I wanted to just fuck and bop it, but I ended up having to buck and moppet instead. Pathetic. I'm going to drink bleach now.

by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder March 24, 2017

moppy

A spanish toddler may confuse the mommy and poppy and call them moppy.

Moppy can I have some juice?

by treason May 9, 2006

Mopping

Slang for masturbating.

"I'm on my way over"
"OK, I'm almost done mopping"
"By mopping, do you mean masturbating?"
"No, by mopping, I mean cleaning the floor with a mop, but that works, too!"

by yankeemofo October 23, 2012

Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling?

A question raised by someone who is asking if a significant other understands what they are saying- similar to "You picking up what I'm putting down?"

Bobby: "And that is why Ana rejected you. Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling?"

Adam: "Yah, I think so."

by lolcatqueen November 10, 2010

moppin

The time when a girl is on her period

I would do you, but your moppin so i'll get a prositute.

by zab123 January 28, 2010