4 definitions by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder
When you fuck someone so hard but end up ejaculated violently on the floor, and, to keep shame from besmirching your dojo, use your partner's hair to mop up the subsequent sticky situation.
I wanted to just fuck and bop it, but I ended up having to buck and moppet instead. Pathetic. I'm going to drink bleach now.
by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder March 24, 2017
When your tits are out, your dicks are out, but life is still a meaningless void which hope cannot penetrate.
My meal card isn't good at Quiznos? Literally NOBODY has it worse than I do. Life is such a Shaved Harambe bro.
by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder February 9, 2017
An almost zen-like feeling of frustration that arises from being fucked in a million little ways that are beyond your control.
by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder February 20, 2017
When every time you and your partner have sex, you cum into a bucket. Then you take turns pegging eachother with increasingly large strapons until one of you calls out for mercy. The loser gets the bucket poured on their head. Especially popular in American Samoa.
by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder January 3, 2017