Mopping

Slang for masturbating.

"I'm on my way over"
"OK, I'm almost done mopping"
"By mopping, do you mean masturbating?"
"No, by mopping, I mean cleaning the floor with a mop, but that works, too!"

by yankeemofo October 23, 2012

OPK

Other People's Kids. Simple as that

I love my kids to death, but I usually feel the need to strangle OPK's.

by yankeemofo March 11, 2009