OPK

Other People's Kids. Simple as that

I love my kids to death, but I usually feel the need to strangle OPK's.

by yankeemofo March 11, 2009

Mopping

Slang for masturbating.

"I'm on my way over"
"OK, I'm almost done mopping"
"By mopping, do you mean masturbating?"
"No, by mopping, I mean cleaning the floor with a mop, but that works, too!"

by yankeemofo October 23, 2012