Tanner Merickel

Really cute and plays with chopsticks like drums, barely picks his nose, also loves sugar.
Yeah Tanner has a cool dog almost like a cop named Sawyer and he’s really cute.

Almost like Spider-Man (loves him).
Loves his older brother Zane, so much that he annoys him… No no?.

Tanner Merickel is so good with those chopsticks and scaling walls it annoys me!

by Tanner Merickel June 12, 2022

metrics

Call center slang. This word encompasses the statistics that are taken on call center agents to determine their worth. Usually includes average handle time (AHT), wrap, hold time and a few other basic metrics as well as a few 'spin' metrics added by the client to give the client a feeling of control.

They said Rob got canned because of poor metrics, but we all know the real reason.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

Metric ass ton

A lot. A shit-load of something.

I just bought a metric ass ton of crack from those cholos.

by notactuallyme May 2, 2009

south merrick

the jappy part of merrick with all the jewish rich kids. all the girls wear are sam jackets and david yurman rings while all the boys wear yeezys and bathing ape. the north merrick kids tease them about being rich but they all know their jealous. they also all go to expensive sleep away camps

“oh did you see her, she’s wearimg such a south merrick jacket”

by longislandjap22 May 14, 2019

Merricking

To face fuck a girl to the point you didnt even treat her like a human.

a. dude i merricked your sister last night

b. dude i merricking your mom now

by therollingmexicanjumpingbeing July 3, 2010

metric fuckload

A very large quantity

California has a metric fuckload of faggots.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003

merrick surfer bros

Merrick surfers are a rare species these days.merrick surfer bros is group of students that attend Calhoun High School on long island. they are also known to be called the brew crew and occasionally pacsun crew. the group consists of 4-8 students in Calhoun. they are the only ones that surf in there grade and are made fun of by ones that dont. although surfing thrives in older grades, it has died out between the younger kids, they are the last group of surfers in the school. although made fun of, many of the members in the group participate in the social norms of the school and are accepted into other clicks...while some are not..

merrick surfer bros: yo whats up brah wanna go surf at lido west the waves are going off today

Outsider: nahh your gay

merrick surfer bro: oh ok..wanna hang out in town?

Outsider: yeah

by merrick surfer February 24, 2010