Merp

1. What you say when there is nothing better to be said.

2. Expression of minor disappointment.

1. Jesse: What's up?

Jason: Not much, you?

Jesse: Nothing.

*silence*

Jesse: Merp

2. Jesse: Hey, you wanna go to the Coldplay show?

Jason: Sorry, I can't.

Jesse: Merp

by THE ONE WHO DEFINES November 8, 2009

mergs

a word describing something surprising

Mergs, that scared me.

Mergitroidians, that was swertness!

by omo yehaf March 30, 2004

merp

a cute, awkward sound that makes people look at you funny when you say it, but in a good way. it makes you feel good.

Joe: Merp! (high pitched voice)
Joey: What the?
Joe:Merp!
Joey: actually, that was cute!

by Merp lover November 7, 2012

Merpig

A creature that thinks it's half fish and half pig and likes to be inexplicably rolled around the floor in satin pyjamas.
A merpig typically wakes after a night of drinking, flexes its frotters, squeals and then organises a series of high powered events for a major art gallery.

"Seen the merpig lately?"
"Yeah, we went for a few drinks and then she withdrew into a sleeping bag oinking and wriggling her snout."

by GuyS September 21, 2008

Meepsheep

Man who is notoriously gay

zomg he's a Meepsheep ^_^~~~

by tetsujin__ August 7, 2012

Mepstein

Also known as Sepstein, is a word used to describe a pair of identical twins that no one can tell the difference between

person 1: sepstein?
Mepstein: NO! IT'S MEPSTEIN!

by bunmepstein July 5, 2011

Merp Alert

When a situation is beginning to become awkward. You know that it is about to be a merp situation however to avoid saying merp in the near future you warn the person you're talking to by saying "merl alert" which insists that they are about to say something merp worthy...

Are you going out tonight? we should meet up.

3 hours later....

..merp alert

"oh sorry I totally forgot to respond!"

-yea...... merp.

by zunit469 February 20, 2015