Merp out

Verb. When frustration boils over into an explosive, unhinged rage fit, often with flailing, yelling, or dramatic storming off. Coined in family lore for those moments when logic checks out and pure chaos moves in.
Example: "The WiFi crapped out mid-stream, and I straight-up merped out—threw my controller like it owed me money."

Alternative: "Don't merp out over spilled coffee; it's just Tuesday."
by Bmiramon September 18, 2025
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MERP

Friend: Are you two together?
Me: Well, we're actually in a merp.
by iponpoc July 31, 2020
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Merp

When you dont know what to say or do us the word merp, it helps you start a conversation it has various meanings but it is used to start a convo, it can also be used when bored or you just wanna shout a word
Person one: merp person two: what??
Person one: soooo whats the weather today
by Merpworld November 12, 2020
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Merp

The sound you make when you forget that you are painting and get paint all over yourself Merp!
Johnny was painting and he got paint all over himself and he said Merp!!
by Nerp February 28, 2019
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Merp

A word used when you are feeling sad or confused about something happening in your life.

Pronounced : mUR - p
For instance:
-“He just asked you out, what are you going to say?”

- “merp” :(
Or
- “my cat just died. Merp”
by Lily maskovitz April 4, 2018
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Merp

When you drop something or mess something up you can say this word. It is a better replacement for oop.
“Merp! I dropped my pencil.”
by Beth Rodgers April 9, 2020
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MERP

merp
a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation. Founded by a man living in Wisconsin.
Him. Wanna get pizza and make out?

Her. No!

Him. Merp
by Smurry8 June 15, 2017
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