Masterbasting

Self pleasuring involving a basting brush.

We realised he was masterbasting when we kept finding the basting brush in his room.

by howieman December 26, 2009

masturbating

to MB with all your might. MB is a slang term for masturbating. masturbating means to seize the penis and to move it around according to your own comfort level. it forms a somewhat meaningful sensation.

"Billie Joe Armstrong, do you want me to get your bedpan?"
"No, sorry I'm busy masturbating."
"So then have you seen our wedding ring?"
"I think it dropped in my pants while I was masturbating at our Green Day concert."

by Jakob Armstrong April 19, 2006

Mastercating

The act of slapping a body part to sound like you are masterbating.

Guy 1: ( Clap Clap Clap Clap )
Guy 2: Dude what are u doing?!?!?
Guy 1: Dude it's okay im just mastercating!
Guy 2: Masterbating!?!?
Guy 1: No no Mastercating! Im just pretending to masterbate.

by Big Pimpin69 November 3, 2011

masturbating

To pleasure ones self with petroleum jelly heated from a microwave. 30 seconds no more no less.

After D-love takes his lubricating oil from the microwave he begins masturbating with the door open and then places the spent paper towell in a bag hung on his door knob.

by Johny Hero December 14, 2008

masturbating

when you vigorously rub/slap/caress you erect penis or other penises.

Phil likes masturbating.

by Nick Scott Boire April 9, 2006

Masterbarfing

Masterbarfing is when you jack off so many times and you throw up due to excessive masterbating

Alex: I jammed it so many times yesterday I master barfed.
Me: Masterbarfing? How many times did you jam it?
Alex: 17 times.

by Cundyshlut August 23, 2011

Masturbating Zach Style

Instead of fapping like a normal person, one does it by bending over and sucking their own penis.

Zach: I want to give myself a blowjob!
Steven: Thats called masturbating Zach style.

by xHilarious iFunny January 12, 2015