Manpon

cool,soothing,moist,absorbant towellet that is place carefully between arse cheeks after a hard night of drinking and four or more bathroom visits.

That's my fourth sh*#t this morning does anyone have a manpon handy.

by Big B September 12, 2003

manjo

a musical instrument played by pulling ones penis tight enough to where it can be strummed like a guitar. often used in folk music on nudist colonies.

I was strumming my manjo to the beat of the washboard.

by roboatse August 7, 2008

manjana

actually --> manana

spanish for "tomorrow", or sometimes "later".

the sentiment being "amigo manjana! slow down, take it easy. what's your hurry?!? wait 'til tomorrow!"

by woggyone January 15, 2013

charles manson

A crazy dude who didn't even have the guts to commit murder himself and ordered his stoner buddies to do it.

Has a lot of retarded followers on the internet who are either A) too stupid to know better and don't read enough about American history to have any real heroes, or B) harbor violent sexual fantasies and support Manson because he was "Totally awesome! He straight up killed people!"

Manson Supporter: UR al SO stoopid! Charles Manson wz framed adn is a TRUE LEDEADER!!!!

by Gilboman March 21, 2008

Manonaise

1. Slang for sperm.
2. Warm man juice straight from the testicles.

Damn when I asked for this burger I said no fucking manonaise!

by S. Taylor November 7, 2008

manjooey

A caucasion kid who acts and talks and dresses as if he were black and ghetto. Also called wigger up north.

Manjooey: All the dizzle fizzle coming to my crib this wizzle.

Actual Black Kid: Word, cracka.

Manjooey: Word dizzle!

by Kaley May 13, 2005

Manjani

It's a monkeys fantasy to be in a relationship with a girl.

Boy 1: yo bro that monkey in the zoo really wants to get into some affair with that chick
Boy 2: haha is this what they call Manjani?

by JuicyFatPigletSlayer May 18, 2017