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Catchers Mitt

A catchers mitt is when you place a wad of toilet paper or other absorbent material in your hand to catch an out of control ejaculation.
Sam: Dammit Daniel I had to clean the the t.v screen after I got done jerking off last night.

Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy
by Sketch2825 February 19, 2010
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shit mitt

The process of wrapping your hand in multiple layers of toilet paper preventing fecal contamination.
I always use a shit mitt when dropping deuce in a public restroom.
by ChipScar July 23, 2010
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slop mitt

A very hairy opened up like a cave overused probably from barnyard animals smelly nasty looking vagina.
Christine Silver.... face is grotesque and her slop mitt is even worse,watch out you could lose a small city in there.Dont go in without a hazmat suit on.LOL
by SPY PLANE PILOT ESQUIRE January 19, 2010
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pink mitt

Having your mitts (hands) in some gals pussy. Sort of another thought to fisting, only a lot funnier.
I met this wild girl last night and before I knew it, I was wearing pink mitts! Crazy I tell you...
by Pinkmitter August 29, 2007
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Monkey Mitts

An alternative format for playing edward forty hands where you drink brass monkeys instead of regular forties.
"Hey Joe the Plumber, let's play forty hands tonight."
"Nah, John. Let's play monkey mitts."
by K Sully February 22, 2009
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Commit to the Mitt

"Man that Mike watches porn constantly. He really has commit to the mitt."
by Jbb223 January 1, 2014
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