Kenny Rogers

That gamblin' feeling when you think you're gonna fart but you may indeed shart instead.

I had a Kenny Rogers goin' this morning but pulled through okay.

Or, my Kenny Rogers resulted in a Juice Newton.

by Spencer M. October 2, 2006

Kenny McCormick

Kenny McCormick is a 9 year old boy on the emmy award winning series, South Park. He is poor and foul-mouthed, which is the main reason he wears his orange Parka. During the earlier seasons he died frequently and his remains were devoured or carried away by rats however in later seasons he is killed less and less until he is 'permanently' killed by the AIDS virus. He later embodies Cartman and eventually rejoins the series with no explanation in season 7. He does NOT die every episode nor does he ever die twice as we learn in one episode of SP that he is actually reborn by Mrs. McCormick over 50 times! Kenny is poor and is frequently belittled by his 'friend' Cartman. If an argument between Stan+Kyle vs Eric occurs, he is usually stuck on Cartmans side. although most of what he says is hard to decipher, it is understandable and usually involves sexually explicit words and terminology.

Misinformed wannabe fan of SP: Dude, did you see SP last night? I swear Kenny dies like every episode.
Actual fan: No, he doesn't, if you think he does you have not watched much South Park.

Kenny McCormick: *muffled* Maybe you can rub her pussy!
Stan, Kyle and Cartman: How do you know she has a cat?
...
*Everyone Laughs*

by _red___xiii_ April 2, 2008

kennya

Kennya is the most gorgeous and Loving,nice person she is cute and sometimes she gets annoyed to easily and for some reason she calls people annoying and weird Kennya is the most caring person you will ever meet and she talks shit and all but she is Nice,fun and caring she is preatty and has a lot of boyfriends and friends. She also forgives easily

By: Alondra Gutierrez valdez
Btw I'm Kennya's BFF

Alondra: Kennya please forgive me

Kennya: ok BFF

Alondra: thanks bff

by Person634 February 19, 2017

Kenny Powers

The name of the main character on the HBO comedy series "Eastbound and Down", played by Danny McBride. Kenny Powers is an ex-baseball star that is trying to get back into the Majors while living with his brother and working as a physical education teacher.

Kenny Powers' autobiography "You're Fuckin Out, I'm Fuckin' In" goes on sale this March.

by Floydtibbs April 27, 2009

Kenny Crack

Rhyming Slang; "plan of attack"
Named after Kenny Crack, who apparently played at a low-level of county cricket in the Greater London area.

Can be used as a one-word statement

Pembo: "Hey boys whats the Kenny Crack?"
Scrimmy: "I'm off to grab a kebab, you?"

Pembo: "Kenny?"
All: "Not sure, prob heading to the chippy"

by Juggy August 8, 2006

Kenny

Kenny is athletic sometimes chill and sometimes weird (like in southpark) He puts others first and is popular. People look up to him. He gets stung by bees a lot.🐝

Kenny made an awesome goal yesterday!
I know it was LEGENDARY!
Kenny's good at everything.
Everything except his looks!

by Flxntgaming December 17, 2016

Got Kenny’d

When you have too much to drink, and it’s not your fault

I don’t remember shit... I “Got Kenny’d!”

by Hot Dog Elo January 13, 2020