Kelvin Clam Chowder

The act of vomiting into a vagina and proceeding to eat the vomit out of said vagina.

Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.

by Master Bradford June 22, 2016

Kelvin

A friendly, peculiar, mysterious, unpredictable fellow....very adorable and charming. Very funny and stylish. He will make you say 'LOL' a lot. Has good taste when it comes to women, fashion, etc. Sometimes shy. Full of Positive energy. You don't want to get on his nerves. Strong-willed. Very loyal. Has an intense gaze . Someone you wouldn't want to lose.

Kelvin is usually in the gym.

by Lilivivid January 24, 2022

Kelvin Chan

A person who is obsessed with TYS and SLS

"I see who you are, you are a Kelvin Chan, a Kelvin Chan, you are Kelvin Chan."

by IloveTYS June 11, 2024

kelvin

short for zero kelvin/absolute zero (the lowest possible temperature); an adjective used to describe something to be the coolest of cool

"your friends are so cool"
"yes they really are they are absolute kelvin"

by megs0224 April 18, 2021

Kelvin Xiao

Individuals who refer to themselves as "Kelvin Xiao," (Emphasis on "refer," because we all know their government name is some Chinese ahh name) are known for fumbling Korean girls by asking them for hugs.

Kelvin Xiao: "abg blocked me 😭"

by 30yoWomenVictim February 3, 2025

Kelvin Clein

A genius and most definitely not a rip-off of the trashy underwear brand Calvin Klein. Originated from Georgia on October 3rd, the superior brand “Kelvin Clein” was born from the mind of a sleep-deprived, seriously stressed out high schooler who’s mind wandered about the similarity between Kelvin (temperature) and the Calvin cycle

“What are my chances of failure on the quiz?”
“Absolute 0”
“Frickin Kelvin... sounds like Calvin”
“ugh... ha Kelvin Kleins”
“Kelvin Clein”

by Gnaw_ydna October 2, 2019

Kelvin

He keeps bossing around; he always thought he was the main character, and he always comes back whenever he has no one to talk to

Kelvin always comes back like William Afton, ya'll

by lucifernominal April 16, 2024