jooos!

(noun) Slang for jews, especially when explaining why they are at fault or disliked by another group.

As the islamic extremists flew the airplane toward the skyscraper, they all yelled out, "Damn joooooooos!"

Leave it to the joooos to kill God's only son.

by Trogdor August 9, 2004

blue jowls

1. Possibly uncomfortable moments of ravenous anticipation immediately preceding occassions of intense potable bliss.

2. Prognosis for condition arising from long periods of time without consumption.

"Man, this is gonna taste so good, I got the blue jowls sooo bad!"

by Pheon1xBorn January 29, 2005

Jool

The best compliment you could ever recieve! BASICALLY, when you are called a jool, you are loved. very much. you can add multiple "oooo's" like, jooooooool! you say jool deeply like how they say youuuuuu in Soulja Boy crank that. its just like jewel, but JOOOOOOOOOL.

ex. 1. awww thank you for the gorgeous patened leather spanks!!!! you are a jool!

ex. 2. wow these tacos look like jools, i am so hungry.

ex. 3. that guy is really hot. hes a JOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

by Young Aplir M.O.A. November 4, 2007

Joosh

A man with a large penis.

"Oh my god Jenna how was last night?"
"Well It hurts to sit... Let's just say he was a bit of a Joosh"
"Lucky!"

by Nickeldomer December 25, 2017

Joos

Joos is another word for semen. It usually results in accidentaly release.

David did you just joos on me?

by Hppjet April 6, 2010

Joos

Another way of spelling or saying the word Jews.

by JBS July 11, 2003

Joobs

Another way to tell someone in a heterosexual, masculine way that you love them and wish them the best!

Also, it can be used when someone is sad, like in Spanish when they say, Pobresito.



Not a jewish women's boobs!

MAUREEN:Are you okay? Joobs!

MIKE: I got rejected again, i'll be fine, Joob...Joob...Joob!

or

CARLOS: later bro, Joobs!

MIKEY: Joobs!

by Carlos Salazar April 17, 2008