Lovely flabs of flesh carefully grown on the lower parts of one’s cheek. Master jowl crafters use Bowser Oil® to curate perfectly plump and radiant jowls, while some amateurs take the easy way out by getting jowl implants. Jowl masters join together annually in Jowlandia to celebrate their robust creations and flaunt not only their immense jowlage but also their cankles, sausage fingers, and dandruff!

My dear, your jowls are looking mighty robust today! Have you been using Bowser Oil®?

Jowls by JowlMaster April 17, 2023

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Jasper T Jowls

The best cowboy antropomorphic doggo in the world! He loves hang out with his friends! And play the bass-guitar that he calls paw! He born on a farm outside of Tennessee!!!!! The T in his name means "Tennessee"!!!

Jasper T Jowls is so cute :)

Jasper T Jowls by Showbiz pizza internacional ™ May 15, 2020

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pussy jowls

The large fleshy hanging pieces of skin on each side of the vagina. They connect to the lower ass cheeks to resemble an animals jowls.

That chicks yoga pants were so tight you could see her pussy jowls when she down dogged.

pussy jowls by k-ellen September 17, 2012

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blue jowls

1. Possibly uncomfortable moments of ravenous anticipation immediately preceding occassions of intense potable bliss.

2. Prognosis for condition arising from long periods of time without consumption.

"Man, this is gonna taste so good, I got the blue jowls sooo bad!"

blue jowls by Pheon1xBorn January 29, 2005

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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