jooos! 

a group which, according to Howard Zinn and Cindy Sheehan, caused the Black Death, World War 1, the fall of the Roman Empire, and the Iraq War, has been behind every Republican administration ever, owns the large evil corporations, pollutes the world, and is responsible for the collapse of the World Worker's Soviet State.

Howard Zinn: Cindy, if you don't have sex with me, the jooos! will have won.
Cindy Sheehan: I'll get the soy sauce and mittens.

jooos! by Ed Zimmer December 18, 2007

jooos! 

(noun) Slang for jews, especially when explaining why they are at fault or disliked by another group.

As the islamic extremists flew the airplane toward the skyscraper, they all yelled out, "Damn joooooooos!"

Leave it to the joooos to kill God's only son.

jooos! by Trogdor August 9, 2004

JoJos Bizarre Adventure 

A manga/Anime series by Hirohiko Araki, a man with dementia. One of the parts can be described as "man with traps the size of his head, fights 3 homoerotic Aztec men with the help of a cyborg nazi"

what the fuck man.

You need an anime to watch? Watch JoJos Bizarre Adventure? Youd have to be very comfortable with your sexuality to watch it though

EXCUSE ME, WHAT

JoJos Bizarre Adventure by Putthatbeatdownlikethefamdog August 15, 2020

Platty Joobs 

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.

This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.

Platty Joobs by DefinitelyRobbie May 30, 2022

Jojos Bizarre Adventure 

A show about muscular, kinda gay men who use electric kung fu and punching ghosts in order to fight gay vampires, ancient aztec strippers, gay vampires again, david bowie, the mafia boss, the gay vampires' boyfriend and the president of the united states. Also has awesome music. There was that one song that goes "*taradadadaratatarara* *taradadataratarara* *taradadaratataRAAAAAAA* Shijimaaaa noooo, soko kaaraaaaaa"

Person one:do u know Jojos Bizarre Adventure?
Person 2: STA PLACHINA ZA WARUDO
Person one:an excellent response

Jojos Bizarre Adventure by GoldenExperienceOverHeaven June 27, 2021

Joorś Maclaus 

Joorś Maclaus - Deprived from the French word Force majeure meaning when a party takes advantage of a situation or event to another parties detriment and the party on the receiving end has no ability to enact force majeure. Essentially leaving them speechless.

Person 1: hey you took my after shave give it back.
Person 2: yeah, nah.
Person 1: wtf why.
Person 2: Joorś Maclaus
Person 1: well... fuck.

Joorś Maclaus by Wright Aidan May 21, 2020

blooby joobs 

Sticky cum with an egg white-like consistency.

"I made some blooby joobs inside my girlfriend last night."

blooby joobs by StanSmith November 16, 2013