innocent handwasher 

One who finds themselves in the position of an empty bathroom let alone oneself and another. in an attempt to avoid the 'other' person thinking that you're listening to them pee, one must wash their hands or loudly fix themselves while perhaps tapping their foot in the mirror.

I was fixing my hair in the bathroom being an innocent handwasher, but i was sure Betsy thought i was listening to her take a shit, so i washed my hands while singing very loudly instead.

innocent handwasher by maddash15 August 23, 2011

Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.

She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.

Innocent jerk by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

innocent bar stander 

Person who works at a bar/pub that has to listen to peoples nonsense.

Jill didn't instigate anything she's just an innocent bar stander

innocent bar stander by Drunk1 July 15, 2017

Innocent Mon 

An innocent mon is someoneone who’s never going bock. They’ve often seen people died in front of their eyes.

Must be said in a strong Belfast accent.

A reference to Gerry Conlon from the film “In the name of the father”

Nobody: “I’m an innocent mon. I’m never going bock”

Friend : “ Aye I seen people died right infront of my fucking eyes, ya prod”

Innocent Mon by _deafdave_ April 2, 2019

Innocent-Not-Really 

When someone is a perceived goody goody but actually knows quite a bit of adult content that even some non- "innocent" people don't. They are often virgins, although sometimes people actually doubt how they are one based on their semi-extensive knowledge. The difference between an "innocent" and a pure innocent is an "innocent" won't always need to ask questions about certain euphemisms, but pure innocents often flat-out don't know it's implied or don't know what a euphemism is.

I am so "innocent".
There is no way you are innocent.
That's why it's in quotes you doi because I'm innocent-not-really
True though.

Innocent-Not-Really by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

innocent virgin clits 

a group with a large amount of virgins that are not innocent, the innocent part is ironic.

person A: hey did you see those innocent virgin clits?
person B: I don't get the name
person A: they're all virgins but they aren't innocent, that part is ironic

innocent virgin clits by Dumbassbitchhh November 14, 2020

Innocent_Apple

A child with no brain but loves arson and smoothies.
He is obsessed with the game The Legend Of Zelda

Is that Innocent_Apple? oh no, it's just some fire.
"A time, a place, a thing, a woman."
"SORRY I KNOW YOU JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR BUT W O M E N"
"Choke on coke with no egg yoke"
"Stab shoot death penalty."
"Why did I steal his f-ing clothes..."

Innocent_Apple by YASAI April 12, 2021