Handler

A Handler is an extremely fat girl that is usually also short and unlike a Dragon is almost always unattractive. There may be no discernable waistline and she may also has a FUPA. She could also be very broadbacked and no-necked. For a girl to be a handler she must also be in the presence of her Dragon friend.
The reason she is a handler, is because you could easily invision her holding the chain of a dragon. If she is by herself she could be considered a beast, or possibly a Troll, and maybe a short dragon.
She could easily be seen as a female trucker.
The signal to your buddy that a handler is near is the same as that for a Dragon. A motion of pulling a huge sword out of its scabbard like a knight.

Last night, my buddy got drunk and went home with this Dragon to slay her. Her handler was was also there, and not only was she wider than she was tall she had there was no amount of alchohol that could get me to slay the Handler.

by The Real Maroon Blood October 10, 2008

Oklahoma Handle Bar

The act of stretching your half erect penis as a handle bar moustache on someone, i.e.: your lover or friend, over their upper lip, and taking a picture with your phone then sending it to said person.
You may also show friends, if you manage to get away with this act.

"Dude, look at this!"
"Is that your dick?"
"Yep, I totally gave my girlfriend an Oklahoma Handle Bar last night."

by TheMeatiestOfShields February 16, 2017

Cock Handler

A person who thinks he/she is the expert in the work area.

A Cock Handler has a lower I.Q. but thinks he has a high I.Q. A Cock Handler will always tell you how to do things and that his/her way is better.

by Widemouth December 8, 2007

riding a bike with no handlebars

a child molestor that eats snicker bars while watching children ride bikes.

mr. johnson is riding a bike with no handlebars again. call the cops!

by Greg freezy June 16, 2008

Chelsea Handler Syndrome

Also known as CHS

A condition in which you've watched so much 'Chelsea Lately' or 'The Chelsea Handler Show' that you've come to talk, look, and move your body like her. You say things like 'shadoobie', 'pikachu', and 'little nugget', all while trashing Britney Spears. When you say things that you got from Chelsea, some people (recognizing your reference) will say "OKAY, Chelsea Handler" But as an addict, you find it complimenting.

Girl - "HELLO. I'm Kari Mackenzie, watch as I go DEEEEEEEP inside my halloween candy."
Sister - "OKAY, Chelsea Handler"
Girl - "Not my fault, I have Chelsea Handler Syndrome"

by Kari Mackenzie February 6, 2008

Bloody Handlebars

When a guy gets a bloody nose while making out with his girlfriend and gives her a bloody mustach in the form of a handlebar

Guy, "Dang it, i just got a bloody nose!"
Girl, "Eww there is blood on my lip!"
Guy, "hahaha you i gave you bloody handlebars."

by AJMoney44 February 19, 2011

Mop Handler

Often the guy last to leave the classroom and tends to have a close relation to the janitor ;) doesnt do the best in class but still a reliable guy in doing work

Damn dude greg is quite the mop handler, its already 5pm why is he still here

by A Random Bohemian October 15, 2018