glark

another word for a midget

yo bro look at that glark over there

by Kona LyoNs February 21, 2024

Garkaman

A name given to a man of great stature, usually one who has many accomplishments or recognized as a hero.

"Did you hear about the prince's victory in Lusail?"
"Yea, now we can call him Garkaman"

by ibn abias July 3, 2024

Gark

The act of eating cereal out of one's anus.

Yo bro, you wanna gark later?

by anonymous May 3, 2024

Gark

Gark: A multi billionaire's penis.

Hey, look at Elons zipper bulge, Ollie, he must-have a really big "Gark".
Ollie hated mopping the executive washroom, the "Gark" trails were difficult to remove.

by aureliuspm January 18, 2025

garket marden

Missing a Team Fortress 2 market garden but Source engine registered it anyway and you got a free kill 🎉

Player 1: (garket mardens Player 2)
Player 2 (average tf2 player): You dont deserve that kill also kill yourself

by rb ryan February 18, 2025

All Garks

A common everyday saying used in New Zealand by all natives to the land, often used when someone says something and is "all shit" or typically lies as per usual.

Kiwis can use "all garks" instead of using profanities such as "shit" "kaka" or, "teko"

Ie, bro I got the mean skunks....come over for a session....

Bro tries a cone* "that fulla is "all garks"

by All garks July 5, 2022

Tarken Garken

When you tark so hard that you start to gark.

I tarked so hard last night. I’ve been garking all day. I think I have tarken garken.

by TarcVark April 25, 2024