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An ugly girl who thinks they are attractive, or an attractive girl who thinks she is ugly.
Damn did you see Fiona at the prom? She looks good as hell but she denies it. Such a garken...
Garken by ultimatestackthrower999 December 1, 2010
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Suburban homosexuals who claim to consume a large amount of cannabis, when they actually don’t.
Person 1: “Man that Dawson kid is really a garker, he smokes a lot of weed!”
Person 2: “Nah, he’s just a pussyboi.”
Garker by psychedelicmonkey June 23, 2018
A mix between a shark and an ghost. Stealthy and deadly in the night as well as the day.
"Never mess with this guy, hes a ghark"
Ghark by Ghark December 12, 2013

The Garkies 

A worshipper of the ship Gary the snail and Mark Zuckerberg. The cult started on April 12th 2020, on a nice Easter Day.
“Going to hang with the garkies today, hope nothing too naughty happens. ;)”
The Garkies by Lllleemonade April 12, 2020
A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.
Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"
Garking by Djmeffy December 31, 2020
Verb: The funny, sloppy, gulping, choking noises one makes while performing deep throat fellatio.
To glark or not to glark, that is the question.
glark by Jacqui Lambie May 27, 2016