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Furness

An expression from the town of Blackburn in Northern England to describe an vacuous headed individual who speaks with a mono tonal drone.

To be a Furness you would be devoid of personal social skills, and have a social network totally reliant on an internet connection. Furness's have been known to set up personal websites to create an illusion of self importance, of course everyone will know this. Furness's are not adverse to using bigland to get there own way, or to dominate there internet social peers.

Furness's have personal traits that include childishness, and stubbornness. Furness's are also to known to have lower than average intelligence and work in unskilled and mundane occupations (e.g. Restaurants / Factories)
See that Ian on his motorbike he is a right Furness
by Julian Whitby October 18, 2008
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value city furniture

A furniture store that black people visit when they are waiting for the bus and white people visit when they are finished shopping at Hobby Lobby but still have time to kill. Rarely does someone enter VCF for the purpose of buying furniture.
Yo foo, it's cold! Let's get our asses up in that value city until the bus comes.

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My good lady, we have made our purchase here at the Hobby Lobby but our movie will not begin for another forty five minutes. Shall we adjourn to Value City Furniture for a brief distraction?
by specialk88 November 15, 2013
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furniture

Marijuana, colloquial, obscure. Used to camouflage in mixed company or in telephone conversations.
"Hey, wanna come over and help me move some furniture?"
"Whoa, that was some heavy-ass furniture."
"Dennis and I burned some old furniture last night. It was danky."
by Bjasondotcom May 27, 2006
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furniture porn

Photographs or film in which the viewer's attention is driven towards the interior decorating and furnishings of a room or place. This may or may not include product placement.
See House Beautiful, Western Interiors, and the like for print examples. The movie Mr and Mrs Smith contains a chase scene in which the characters comment on the beauty of products in the store through which they are driving.

"Did you see that new ikea commercial? Total furniture porn."
by Griffincat October 30, 2007
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Furnari

1. A Gangly being with a strong desire for enclosed spaces. It is a territorial creature.
2. A demonic being with an angelic voice.
The Furnari stalks its prey quitly and attacks only in whispers.
by Ms. Hoyt November 29, 2006
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Furniture Chicken

When you or your roommate(s) wait for the other to buy necessary furniture after moving in to your new place instead of agreeing to pay half on everything.
My roommate played furniture chicken on me for three months before I bought the couch.
by Psy000 August 22, 2010
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Furnacetity

The damp smell that eminates from your furnace vents the first time you turn it on in cold weather
I just turned the heat on in this house this fall and it smells like wet dust. It must be furnacetity.
by phil1 February 6, 2007
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