furnface, also known as Furn or ferny, is a perfect person who deserves all the love and happiness of the world. furnface is always there for people , ily ferny -mimi<3
-are you friend with furnface?
-yes :)
-oh well , you must be very lucky!
furnface,also known as furn or ferny, is an amazing person that deserves all the love and happiness in this world. they're funny , pretty and very kind . everyone should love her . - mimi<3
-do you know that I am friend with furnface?
-really?you must be very lucky!
-yes i am hehe
A sexual move to be used on a female, named after the shitty town in Ohio. It requires the following props: a lit candle, Franklin brand batting glove, and electric blanket set to "high."
The man, preferably unshowered for at least 7 days, and woman engage in 69. At the moment of his climax (hers doesn't matter), a number of events occur: 1) he rips a juicy fart, 2) he pulls the electric blanket over her head, 3) he sticks the lit candle in her ass, 4) he puts his Franklin-clad thumb in her throbbing womanhood, and 5) enjoys the throes of his triumphant ejaculation.
Warning: for advanced level lovers only!
Ronnie:"Salty, ever given a girl the Franklin Furnace?"
An method of torture by which the victim is locked in a closet or covered with a heavy blanket, for a prolonged period of time, together with an individual with a known propensity for blowing farts of the loud, trumpeting variety, and who has recently consumed a considerable quantity of beans or confectionery containing petroleum jelly, such as jujubes. Persons subjected to torture in the blast furnace typically display symptoms such as trembling, nausea, and slurred speech.
Edgar needed several sessions with a professional therapist following his six-hour confinement in the Snickersburg blast furnace, for which Big Eddy "Brown Stain" Bollocks had provided the stoking.