flashlight detective

A security guard; a mall cop. The only weapon they have besides a phone.

I was at the mall, then the flashlight detectives bitched at me for loitering.

by Alejandro Fernandez August 24, 2018

Flashlight

The Demon inside me are cumming right now

God dam my guy I'm feeling really flashlight right bow

by The lllllllll man June 20, 2023

Human Fleshlight

A Human Fleshlight is another guy's mouth or asshole that is used by a dude to get his rocks off.

Human Fleshlight

by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021

flashlight

Useful for Robbing a house

A Flashlight Makes It Alot Crisper clear Cleaner And Crystal Like Clear Like Saranwrap You S.O What?

by Hollenhammer March 4, 2005

Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight

A nigga ass italian fleshlight is just what it sounds like. First, you microwave two hot pockets for two and a half minutes and then you take a shit into one of them. You then give the other one to your homie/victim. Then, once he needs to shit, you strap him down and shove the other poopy hot pocket into his ass. You then, use that poopy hot pocket while it's inside of him, as a fleshlight. Thus, you have completed the "nigga ass italian fleshlight" maneuver.

Toni: Heyyy! I'm walking hereee
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*

by MinecraftBfandGf September 28, 2019

flashlight whip

when you get beaten over the head with a flashlight for talking like a dumbass and keeping everyone up

Shut up, no one likes you! If you say another word I'm going to flashlight whip you!

by Jay September 15, 2003

Mississippi Flashlight

Before a guy gives someone a cum facial, he tells the other party to close their eyes and says "OPEN" when he is about to ejaculate. Therefore, when the person opens their eyes, they get a big flash of semen.

Robbie: Cole, I so gave this girl a Mississippi Flashlight last night. She was like a deer in headlights when i told her to open her eyes.
Cole: She didn't see it cumming?

by yehohash February 18, 2010