Freshlight

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The using of a dead newborn as a fleshlight so it won’t “go to waste”

Doctor: shit! We lost the baby!

Doctor 2: well at least we have a freshlight

Freshlight by CoeusTheQuetzalcoatl May 29, 2023

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Freshlight

An underaged girl

“Yo bro I just accidentally smashed a freshlight”

Freshlight by MB-_-GamingOFL June 16, 2018

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Freshlight

An underaged girl

“Jake Paul fucks freshlights”

Freshlight by MB-_-GamingOFL June 16, 2018

complimentary horror game flashlight

Every horror game- Kubz Scouts

give me all of your complimentary horror game flashlight biotch

complimentary horror game flashlight by Mr_Mow May 13, 2020

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complimentary horror game flashlight

A term coined by Jay "THAT DUDE" Perez from the Kubz Scouts on YouTube. Almost every horror game comes equipped with one.

Do I get a complimentary horror game flashlight?
Where's my complimentary horror game flashlight?

complimentary horror game flashlight by K. J. A. January 2, 2022

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Tactical Military Flashlight

Super~bright 700 lumen waterproof flashlight with adjustable brightness & strobe mode & SOS mode. Excellent & the brightest flashlight Ever! It can be seen for Miles & can blind a bear!!!! It has a Lifetime money~back guarantee!!!!

When I got the Tactical Military Flashlight, I was Astounded at how very bright it is!!!!

Tactical Military Flashlight by Starchylde July 31, 2016

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Fleshlight Squire

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.

That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

Fleshlight Squire by Soggybottom March 9, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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