one of the most un-athletic sports in the world. its stop and go, which means you don't have to be in shape. football consists the fattest players in sports. in the majority of high schools it is a non-cut sport. it also has the biggest meat heads that take steroids and don't give a fuck about their life.
by bballrunner11 August 29, 2010
Get the footballmug. Person 1: Yo can you get me a couple footballs?
Person 2: Yah be right there, how big?
Person 1: 3 .5s. Thanks dawg.
Person 2: Yah be right there, how big?
Person 1: 3 .5s. Thanks dawg.
by collegekid420 October 11, 2011
Get the footballmug. verb, 'to football'.
Instead of spitting on a lover's anal entrance to provide natural lubrication, a footballer is putting one finger on one's nose to block one nostril whilst violently blowing through the other nostril thus using nasal mucus instead.
noun, 'Footballer'
The completed act of footballing.
Instead of spitting on a lover's anal entrance to provide natural lubrication, a footballer is putting one finger on one's nose to block one nostril whilst violently blowing through the other nostril thus using nasal mucus instead.
noun, 'Footballer'
The completed act of footballing.
I needed to ram my cock up her Gary and happened to have a touch of swine 'flu so I footballed her and then slid in with relative ease.
I did a footballer to ease the process of exploring her poo cave.
I did a footballer to ease the process of exploring her poo cave.
by ganton July 11, 2009
Get the Footballermug. by ongadoolover October 25, 2020
Get the footballmug. When somebody reffers to the term what do you do to a football and then somebody replies kick it and then you remove or disconnect someone from a call
Mal: Remember when you were tryna move to jackie
Bazi: Ariyaan football
Ariyaan: Okay wait
Ariyaan: why i actually liked this guy
Bazi: Ariyaan football
Ariyaan: Okay wait
Ariyaan: why i actually liked this guy
by ariyaan November 6, 2020
Get the footballmug. i love football
by c.s_chris3 July 15, 2023
Get the footballmug. American Football: A game where multiple people slam into each other and get brain injuries because they want to get a ball across a 360 ft. (109.1 Meter) field. America is literally the only country who calls this definition football. America has a tournament every year that makes half of the country turn on the TV
Literally Any other country's Football: A game where you run up and down a field to kick a ball into a net. You cannot use your hands in this game. Every country but America calls this football. America calls this "Soccer".
Literally Any other country's Football: A game where you run up and down a field to kick a ball into a net. You cannot use your hands in this game. Every country but America calls this football. America calls this "Soccer".
Football is a great game.
by dracman21YT October 16, 2017
Get the footballmug.