Foon dart

Hey crustaceans animalFrom the beaches of South back at Loma. that eats the parts of the dead seagulls

Look at that foon dart Feasting on the Dead Sea gulls

by Captain Obvious RP September 4, 2019

Foooooden01

Massive #GoatNonce, shoves cricket bats up his arse. Has an obsession with Leeds and Villa fans and gets bodied by everyone every day. Complete twat with shit opinions. At least he proudly advertises he sticks his penis in goats. Also has an unhealthy obsession with UtdAidan

Foooooden01 likes cricket bats

by Bosco444 May 30, 2020

Foconstrate

A state of deep Focus and Concentration

"I was foconstrateing on candy crush whilst making a Bowell movement on the toilet"

by D_Trump_46 November 13, 2020

Fooink

Fooink, (Pronounced Foy-Ink) Is the combination of the words "Food" and "Drink", It's a term used for consumables that blur the line between both. (e.g certain types of soup, protein shakes, snow cones, etc) ( can alternatively be spelled "foink")

"Man...I really want some fooink." "i'll make some fooink for us." "What kind of fooink is that?'

by Cheesywheesy February 4, 2021

foonkle

A foonkle is a cankle so obscenely oversized that it envelopes the foot in one large, contiguous mass.

Due to the patient having an enormous, fat foonkle, the doctor could not determine which end was the heel or toes.

by BManz2004 September 19, 2021

Foon

(noun)
An eating utensil combining features of a fork and a spoon. Often mispronounced “spork” by husbands.

Husband: Honey, where are the sporks? I want a fork and spoon in one!
Wife: For the last time, the are called “foons”!!!

by CanadianCutie;) December 16, 2021

floonch

A #gloonch caught flying on Christmas day without Santa Claus.

1"Why is that gloonch flying without Santa?"
2."I don't know but we clearly have a floonch on our hands."
3"That's sad."
4."Yeah, but at least they're not a kloonch."
5."Is that Custard, Clara?"
6."....."

by Aurele December 23, 2021