1) A generic faux pas
2) Off center
3) Unbalanced
4) Not quite right
I look like a fork and spoon in this costume.

Bush was a fork and spoon to invade iraq.

by tski July 30, 2003
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An alternative for "Fucking Hell". Used when when children may just be within ear-shot.
That bracket you just put up has fallen down....

Oh, Forks and Spoons !!!!!
by Biggy August 10, 2004
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1) A word for a sexual practice that doesn't mean anything.

2) A reference to sex that isn't crude
The following sexual induendo's are real and make sence:

The Angry Dragon
The Spiderman

But no matter how you try and think about it 'The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon' can not be thought of as dirty.
by !!GrEeK-BoY!! March 02, 2005
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Slang replacement in the play "The Temple" because "The Ol' Crab Stick doggystyle" was deemed to explicit.
Laurie: Give her the Ol' knife fork & spoon eh!! haha
Audience Member1: Oh thats disgusting!
Audience Member2: Quite right!
Audience Member3: What the fuck does it mean?
by El*Duche February 27, 2005
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A woman so large, this is the only career option available to her
'Yo momma so fat her official job title is fork & spoon operator'
by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004
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