finally fast dot com

The feeling of sheer excitement after the completion or resolution of an action, need or achievement.

Spawned from this ad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atd8dowrbNI

Jill: Hey! I just beat that video game I bought months ago.
Diana: Finally! Finally fast dot com.

by whitefridaynite March 17, 2009

fapstalgia

The nostalgic feeling one gets when finding old pornography.

Found this old dirty magazine from when I was 16, I was overcome with fapstalgia, it was like jerking off in a time machine.

by CockslapMcCool April 14, 2014

Fapstinent

The act or practice of refraining from masturbation/fapping.

Girl: How many times have you masturbated this week?
Guy: I'v been fapstinent for almost 2 weeks!

by iDenzilla June 2, 2015

slapster fapster

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018

b-fast monay bb

Money used to buy breakfast food.

“We goin’ to ihop cus you know we got that b-fast monay bb.

by balloon arch queen June 23, 2019

Getir-Fast

Lightning fast delivery of goods. Getir is company that delivers goods in urban setting in 10 minutes.

It is a Turkish startup that has become a "unicorn" (raising more than 1 Billions in investments) and is expanding globally.

Sinonyms: super-fast, lightning-fast

Wow, you managed to get me that thing Getir-fast !
I need to get to the hotel "getir-fast" !

by psykoreactor July 1, 2021

fapsturbate

To masturbate furiously, or fap.

I'm serious, did you fapsturbate to my porn?

by Dumpsterbaby December 16, 2007