2 definitions by whitefridaynite

Son of a poppyseed!

A PG-13 version of "son of a bitch" that was first introduced in a Panera commercial for their Strawberry Poppyseed Salad.

Son of a poppyseed! This salad looks good as a bih.

by whitefridaynite August 26, 2021

finally fast dot com

The feeling of sheer excitement after the completion or resolution of an action, need or achievement.

Spawned from this ad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atd8dowrbNI

Jill: Hey! I just beat that video game I bought months ago.
Diana: Finally! Finally fast dot com.

by whitefridaynite March 18, 2009