emerald nuts

the california nut company with commercials more random than something at mailboxes etc. the weird thing... i get all of them

evesdropping nebraskans... envious nomads... entangled nine-year-olds?

by sk1 September 26, 2004

Ezmeralda

Ezmeralda is a very sexy woman who got just enough muscle and gainz. She is a great boy charmer but she also attracts a lot of lesbians.
Also, she is one of satans lovechilds

Stina: Damn who is that?
Sammy: That is Ezmeralda, she has slept with everyone in the Office because everybody wants her

by Blonde Boyz 69 420 November 14, 2019

Elmeran

A really handsome man with a large honka ponka

Ayo, have you seen The Big Elmeran

by Kallamigpappa May 25, 2021

The Emerald Arcade

The Emerald Arcade is Derf's place of awesome awesomeness. Upon arrival you are greeted by awesome E3 booth babes and such a rush of massive awesomeness that you might as well be getting super-powers. In the general atrium-like room of the Emerald Arcade is every video game that has ever, or is yet to be, made. It holds unbelievably advanced technology and if you ask nicely Derf may grant you your own personal heaven, within Derf reason though. The Emerald Arcade holds all things any human gamer or techno-geek could ever want or need. It is the highest thing any human being could ever aspire to, though it's not that difficult to get in.

(Guy noclips into the Emerald Arcade)
Guy: It's... so...BEAUTIFUL!!!!
Guy: There are hot girls, and video games and ZOMG is that Halo 1086546374?! This is awesome!

by Derf's Prophet October 8, 2009

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

by Getting tacos with tyler April 10, 2021

Emmer

1. a species of wheat
2. person who is lovely and fabulous- though not nearly as fabulous as joel (like thats even possible)
Emmer is the unique pronunciation of the name of a unique person.

"Emmer is a reall kool gal"
Joel, June 1st 2003

by Emmer June 1, 2004

Emerald

A rich entitled girl that always asks the question, "Why?". She will also sometimes invite herself into your home.

Emerald, don't you have a bathroom in your own house?

by mclennon4life June 16, 2017