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cyclistmotosis

A cyclist who has cycled a bicycle more than a thousand hours
Random person on a side walk " that person has cyclistmotosis"

Cyclist "I cycled a bicycle more than a thousand hours"
by habibnaquib April 6, 2022
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ninja cyclist

someone who operates a bicycle in dark or low light conditions with no lights or reflectors and usually wearing dark clothing. Ninja cyclists typically ride against traffic and/or on sidewalks in violation of local laws.
(after slamming on brakes) "I didnt even see that ninja cyclist blow that stop sign. I could have hit him"
by Bike Man November 3, 2009
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Norwegian Cyclone

When a male lays on his back in the snow and spins his dick around like a helicopter. The female then jumps on the male while making siren noises, all of her clothes flying everywhere in the process.
During our annual family snowball fight, we encountered two ass-wipes performing a Norwegian Cyclone and the female's clothes got all over the kids. Truly a disappointing experience.
by LEIGHBACCA February 20, 2014
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Whore-cycle

Noun. The process of a girl breaking up with her boyfriend and then whoring it up but then feeling bad about being a whore and getting a new boyfriend and then breaking up with that boyfriend to start whoring again.
Ever since high school, Kaila has been in a continuous whore-cycle. Lately though she has been a whore.

Nicole and Robert seem really happy together but who knows when the next whore-cycle will begin again
by Gio The Great June 16, 2015
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keen cyclist

Someone that owns or once owned a bicycle but rarely (if ever) used it. They will often refer to their keenness for cycling when stepping in on a debate between motorist and cyclist to offer support to the motorist.

The keen cyclists main objective is to provide backup for motorists and tell actual cyclists they are wrong.
"As a keen cyclist myself I disagree. It’s important cyclists know how to share road with drivers."
by Not a keen cyclist August 12, 2021
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The Orwell Cycle

A series of years:
1920 1921 1924 1929 1936 1945 1956 1969 1984 2001 2020...
In which cataclysms or great cosmic change occurs in the geopolitical and economic order of the world. Some dates begin wars, others end them. On one, mankind even landed on the moon. They mark eras, and are a continuing trend. This past century, the Orwell Cycle has clearly followed a quadratic curve, the question is, will it continue to do so?

We’ll find out in 2041, when something BIG happens.
#1: Damn, this year sucks. All my plans have been ruined by the coronavirus. Now there’s rioting and the police have gone mad with power...

#2: Calm down, it will pass. At least nobody is dropping the bomb. The Orwell Cycle works in mysterious ways brotha, but you know what they say. Hindsight is 20/20
by DiamondDick9 June 5, 2020
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2.6 Hog Cycle

A deck in the popular mobile game Clash Royale. It is mostly used in mid ladder decks to be annoying and get wins easily. The deck consists of the cards Musketeer, Log, Fireball, Ice Golem, Skeletons, Cannon, Ice Spirit, and Hog Rider. The deck is used to cycle or “use up” low elixir cards in order to constantly fucking spam Hog Rider for maximum damage.

It is mostly used by gay losers who have no friends and have never touched a woman in their life. They constantly fantasize about 12 inch cocks inside of their assholes, all the while cycling to infinity and fucking spamming hog, ice golem and canon to distract your troops so you can’t get a single hit on the tower, while emote spamming your ass. It is very annoying and extremely unfair to play against. There is a high chance you can extract cancer when playing against these losers. If you use this deck, you probably are very autistic and use Hog Cycle as a mean to get tons of wins to feel better about yourself and how much your parents hate you. Please, take a shower and stop drooling over men in the boys locker room while beating your 2 inch wang to them in the shower.
Cool Guy 1: “Hey, did you know that Aiden spams 2.6 Hog Cycle for every single match?”
Cool Guy 2: “Wow, what a fag. No wonder he has no friends.”
by Clash Royale Enthusiast April 3, 2023
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