brown curling

when some body is in desperate need of a shit and keeps farting.

I was in such desperate need of a shit i kept brown curling the smell was emense!

by mike January 5, 2004

soft cursing

(BRITISH PERSON LANGUAGE SKILLS CHALLENGE!!)

a way to use street/gutter type terms, 'manipulated' in such a verbose (wordy) way they could be used in polite, 'christian' society! (or in church!)

i personally love to do this, and have been doing so for years...it gets a guaranteed huh? and often; a chuckle! a great way to 'de-crude', crude!!

real handy, in a 'holier-than-thou' (squeaky-clean) environment!!

steve used soft cursing to strongly encourage his co-worker to apply a vacuum to his rectum!! (i.e. suck/suckle my ass!!)

let me strongly urge you to depart and have sex with yourself!!

she suggested he go have 'relations' with himself

suckle my dual function drainage hose!!

the trooper had 'unnatural' sex with me!!

by michael foolsley June 20, 2011

toe curling

1. Getting some dick to mouth kisses
2. Hot blows

1. Your buddy says he brings his girlfriend along while cut hay so he's not alone, but we all know he's really toe curling in there.

by Bigby K. Newgate January 27, 2018

curling iron

An object that the chair leg girl, ( a girl from Miramichi, New Brunswick that stuck a chair leg up her vag and then sent the picture around to everyone) stuck up her vagina for pleasure and then told everyone. Also an item that you can curl your hair with (:

Oh that curling iron feels so good ! but i can also curl my hair with it !

by Sandy1234567890 October 19, 2010

curling

just like planking but curling up into a ball on things and taking pictures

I was curling in bed last night

by Nicolioliolio2816 July 26, 2011

Curding

Social, recreational cottage cheese consumption.

Can be eaten, injected (which can result in a chronic case of lumpy arm), smoked, and inserted anally.

Reportedly contributed to the death of Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, and Jimi Hendrix.
Also known as riding the chunky white horse.

My brother and his friends got caught curding under the bleachers at a football game.

Please, talk to your children about curding.

by Grubbington DBGL December 24, 2011

curbing

To create fake and false identities and demographic info, especially when working as a census taker or in voter registration.

"Terry had been curbing names in sector 7G before he got found out and fired."

by bkstrv September 29, 2012