Crumpet buttering

The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.

"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd March 29, 2020

crumpetto

crumpets loves sasha from aot and is a great artist !

here’s crumpetto defined

“do you know crunpetto ?!”
“yeah i do !! did you know they’re in love with hop pop alongside sasha ??”
“WOW i didn’t know that”

by sumireslover September 15, 2021

crumpeting

driving on the left side of the road to mock the British

Freddy: Have you guys been crumpeting recently?
Connor: Yes, I ran over 12 children.
Hunter: Me too, but they were milfs.

by WaterNotWet November 27, 2021

crumpeting

driving in the left side of the road in a way to mock British people

Freddy: Were you the one crumpeting on the news?
Person 2: Yeah, I hate British people.

by anonymous December 7, 2021

Crumpet sucker

A derogatory term used to describe the British, as they love their crumpets.

American: "Ah, here comes the crumpet sucker!"

by He8i3 May 4, 2022

Cumlet pop

When you cum inside a woman on accident and regret it this is called a cumlet pop

“I did a cumlet pop in shaniqua last week, Also did a cumlet pop in her mom”

by Kruger March 21, 2023

Crumbleton

Someone. You don't really know who they are, they just showed up to your party/discord server without an invite. Nobody really wants them to leave either so they just silently exist, watching everything.

"Who the hell is Tatakaii?"
"What a Crumbleton indeed"

by CorgiAhn May 16, 2023