Conjure

cause (a spirit or ghost) to appear by means of a magic ritual

I cannot but conjure up the memories of the good old days.

by Mukembo April 23, 2018

conjoined twin myslexia

A FICTIONAL, PARODIC disorder created by the writers of Southpark, the animated television show. This faux illness is used to exemplify how people can be unsupportive while trying to be supportive (and more simplistically, how people should mind their own business. It is logical to assume they did this to avoid offending any sensitive people with a real disorder, so they used one that didn't exist.

In real conjoined twins, there is the potential for something similar to occur, though not often on the face, called "twin embolisation syndrome" or "vanishing twin syndrome." Also visually similar to the imagined South Park disorder are craniopagus parisiticus (parasitic twin) and twin reversed arterial perfusion (TRAP).

Please note:
"conjoint" is not an acutal spelling used by the writers or by medical professionals, merely by people with poor spelling skills adding things to an open dictionary.

"Did you see that hilarious episode of South Park where they talked about 'conjoined twin myslexia?' My how we would look ignorant moron if we actually used the term like it was really a disorder."

by Lady Artemis August 15, 2009

conjunctivitis

Pink eye. It is an infection in the eye that's really contagious, ugly, and gross.

Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."

Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.

"Let's do it"
"Can't... I have conjunctivitis"
"Yucky"

by Ash Money January 4, 2007

conjunctafabulous

A term replying to an ailment when the eyes swell up and glitter leaks out. Generally happens to flamboyant gays.

My conjunctafabulous is so bad glitter has been gushing out for days.

by Ben Forman August 21, 2006

Conjurer

A mage who summons and/or controlls plants and animals to do his/her bidding

The Conjurer used his powers to summon a Evil cow from the land where the cow king resides.

by WNxConjurer January 27, 2004

Conjogulate

Is when you hit something and it changes its shape almost entirely.

The mountain was conjogulated when the metiorite hit it, reducing its height by 100 feet and increased its width by 200 feet.

by asdfmovie2 February 6, 2010

Conjugulate

to mess up or do something wrong. Or to become sick

Ughh that pie totally conjugulated my stomach!

Katie is stupid; she always conjugulates in class.

by melanie w April 1, 2007