cognitive orgasm

An extreme chemical reaction in the brain, resulting from an intellectual discovery or thought, which mimics an orgasim in the body.

*The term distant relative is "Cognitive Disequilibriun" which was founded by development psychologist, Jean Piaget

I just had a cognitive orgasm when I heard that scientists found anti matter utilizing the Hadron Collider

by Lenny Klever May 2, 2011

Dame Tu Cosita

The Spanish sentence the weird alien says. But, it means give me your little thing so...eh

Dame tu cosita girllll

by MichMitchy May 23, 2018

coitdog

An obsequious grovelling toerag who has their brown nose up the "coit" (arsehole") of a person in authority. Derived from the fact that dogs always sniff coits.

I was put on detention because that filthy little coitdog dobbed me in.

by Alfonso of Fyshwick April 20, 2006

cogito ergo es

Latin phrase meaning "I think therefore you are", often said in a snyde, holier than thou, fashion.

See also: cogito ergo sum

Cogito ergo sum? Hah! Cogito ergo es, infidel!

by MrPumpernickel February 15, 2006

coitus interruptus

latin- the act of removing the penis from the vagina right before ejaculation commences

Last night i was tappin my girlfriend raw and i pulled a coitus interruptus and busted a nut all up over her piece.

by Ronald Yum May 29, 2003

colitis

An inflammatory disease of the colon. Symptoms are usually painful and involve swelling of the colon and rectal bleeding.

Also is a word that is often mistakenly heard in a line from The Beatles' classic hit "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds."

When I heard "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds," I wasn't sure if they were saying "The girl with kaleidoscope eyes" or "The girl with colitis goes by."

by K-Star May 28, 2007

Cognitive Dissonance

The paradoxical belief that Marxism and Communism lead to the dissolution of Government.

Which happens a lot, because the only historical examples of people to totally overthrow and eliminate government were communistic or directly Marxist. How does that fact give me cognitive dissonance?

by YourConscience March 16, 2019