Cockdown

When Boris puts the country into lockdown and you can no longer get any cock.

"Fuck sake, that's me on cockdown until the end of February"

by mingesmasher69 January 5, 2021

cockboat

Comes into play when someone says or does something stupid, and is about to pay the consequences

Jcterminal, you're about to take a ride on the cockboat

by madgrad January 24, 2003

Cockbot

(1)A female's self-pleasure toy, usually of the vibrating variety.

(2)Someone who is addicted to the cock.

(1)Sally bought an 8-inch cockbot this weekend and we haven't seen her since.

(2)Man, that guy sure was a cockbot.

by Abner May 26, 2004

Cockgobbler

One who gobbles cock, either for fun or simply for the semen.

Jay_Are is such a cockgobbler!

by Jay_Are October 27, 2009

cockfoster

Cockfoster,(cock-fos-ter), verb, a name given to someone being an absolute cock. To be said in a posh english accent.

Actual meaning, noun, a tube station at the end of the blue line in the centre of London, England.

To someone being a cock: "You Sir are a Cockfoster! Meh!"

by Blondebubbles March 22, 2004

cockjockey

One who mounts and rides the yock.

dude you ride so much sausage you're the Kentucky Derby Champion of cockjockeys.

by Kale23 September 15, 2009

Cockfodder

Cockfodder refers to teenage girls and young women (generally ages 12 to 19) who are pretty, naive, and have no understanding of what primarily drives men, viz. sex; hence they are fodder for sex (i.e. cock).

They will believe any story/ lie/ bullshit in order to have a boyfriend/ relationship, and accordingly be subject to/ coerced into the sex act. The term Cockfodder is not restricted to virgins.

The schoolgirls walk home to their tenements and slums. Men look on, envious of their youth, lustful of their slim legs and hips, developing breasts and the innocence in their eyes.

What does life hold for these future mothers? Only broken dreams, for here walks the cockfodder that will give birth to the next illegitimate generation.

by MMark November 8, 2009