dark cloud from hell

That special waitress who approaches your table - clearly wishing you would die during her shift - and asks "How is everything?"

Here comes the dark cloud from hell. Grab your dinner before she confiscates it.

by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2023

Cloud Burn

Cloud Burn is the process of the magnification of the sun through clouds making it easier for your skin to burn. It sneaks up on you like a rash...

At Download Festival:
Twat "Hey... the clouds are out... I won't burn"
Rooster "Yeah you will... cloud burn!"
**2 hours later**
Twat: "Man I wish I had lotion, a poncho or something because shit I'm burnt.

by Rooster Cloudburn December 16, 2012

St. Cloud

This is a city in which nobody would voluntarily return. It is a soul crushing miasma of crappiness. Imagine the cultural wastelands of suburbia mixed with the mug-a-day bleakness of urban blight and the backward ignorance of rural farm country. This would be the perfect way to describe St. Cloud, MN.

Son: "Dad, why is that man standing by the Dairy Queen dressed as a pimped-up version of Superman?"

Dad: "He's from St. Cloud. What would you expect?"

by WhiteCloudCitizen April 28, 2012

lork on the clorf

In a game of Natural-Selection a Lork on the Clorf means a Lerk on the cliff. A mapping flaw was used for the aliens advantage. He uses spores to spore marine spawn and spike the marines resource tower.

"OH NOS CORNMANDER WE GOT A LORK ON THE CLORF GIVE US SOME TURRENTS!!!111one"

by crack January 6, 2004

Brown Cloud

A rather obnoxious fart, trapped in a room and lingering.

"Aw man, gonnae open a window? Ah cannea even SEE through your fuckin' brown cloud never mind breath in it!"

by Unwept, the Lone Magpie December 14, 2005

cloud 11

The only place higher than cloud 9, Something drastically amazing needs to happen to reach this level of pleasure

Dude my dad made pancakes I'm on cloud 11

by Pussy9 December 24, 2014

mushroom cloud

A mushroom cloud is a distinctive fiery mushroom-shaped cloud of condensed water vapor or debris resulting from a very large explosion. They are most commonly associated with nuclear explosions, but any sufficiently large blast will produce the same sort of effect. They can be caused by powerful non-nuclear weapons like the GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast bomb. Volcano eruptions and impact events can produce natural mushroom clouds.

Mushroom clouds are formed by many sorts of large explosions under earth gravity, near the ground. Mushroom clouds form as a result of the sudden formation of a large mass of hot, low-density gases near the ground creating a Rayleigh-Taylor instability. The mass of gas rises rapidly, drawing up a column of additional smoke and debris in the center to form its "stem". The mass of gas eventually reaches an altitude where it is no longer of lower density than the surrounding air and disperses, forming the "head".

Nuclear mushroom clouds are often also accompanied by short-lived vapor rings around the stem, called "Wilson clouds". These are created by the blast wave causing a sudden drop in the surrounding air temperatures, causing water vapor in the air to condense around the explosion cloud's "stem".

Mushroom clouds cannot form after an explosion high in the air, under water, or in space. In space the explosion would be somewhat spherical.

goddammit people a mushroom cloud is a physical phenomenon not a sexual move

by Young Reezie December 13, 2009