1. Any circumstances whereby one has not made the necessary ChapStick preparations and finds oneself without an adequate supply.
2. Any situation which impedes the process or progress of applying ChapStick.
2. Any situation which impedes the process or progress of applying ChapStick.
"Man, I can't believe I'm halfway through this movie, all alone in a dark theater with a bucket of salty popcorn, and no ChapStick! This is a ChapStick Emergency!"
"I have lotion on my fingers and can't get the tube open. This is a ChapStick Emergency!"
"I have lotion on my fingers and can't get the tube open. This is a ChapStick Emergency!"
by sarahmcow January 15, 2010
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A person who easily fall in loves with someone they meet for the first time. (Usually over minor stuff)
by Coolman123$ May 16, 2018
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Get the Lady Chaps mug.When a certain person , place, situation , idea or task is very unpleasant ,distasteful, and in general pisses you off.
"This new supervisor is is revamping all of my work!!!
That fucking chaps my ass." OR " that fucker shorted me on my check!!!! That REALLY chaps my ass. OR" That bitch lied and skipped the pill!!!!THAT REALLY REALLY CHAPS MY ASS!!!!
That fucking chaps my ass." OR " that fucker shorted me on my check!!!! That REALLY chaps my ass. OR" That bitch lied and skipped the pill!!!!THAT REALLY REALLY CHAPS MY ASS!!!!
by goddamner January 29, 2010
Get the chaps my ass mug.Any person who is seen putting on chapsick ALL THE TIME. Like every 5 minutes at least.
If someone is a such a chapstick whore, if your lucky, you'll see them bite off a piece. If you ask them if they really just ate chapstick, they will deny everything.
If someone is a such a chapstick whore, if your lucky, you'll see them bite off a piece. If you ask them if they really just ate chapstick, they will deny everything.
Man 1: "See that guy over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah? What about him?"
Man 1: "Did he just eat Chapstick?!?"
Man 2 : "Ohhh... That guy. Yeah he's a chapstick whore."
Man 2: "Yeah? What about him?"
Man 1: "Did he just eat Chapstick?!?"
Man 2 : "Ohhh... That guy. Yeah he's a chapstick whore."
by dats2dope December 10, 2009
Get the Chapstick whore mug.A person who, regardless of income, finds it necessary to pay less than his or her fair share, if anything, or lacks interest in doing activities that cost money.
Such individuals may resort to nonsensical excuses that do not justify why he or she doesn't want to do something (such as go to the movies) that may potentially cost money.
He or she may also simply carry credit cards on a night out when they know the activities during the night will cost actual cash and not plastic. This is to avoid paying for their share and being able to fall back on, "I only have my card." They will sometimes ask you to spot them and they'll pay you back later, but you know that won't happen.
A simple solution to prevent from being seen as a cheapass is to merely say, "hey man, I really don't have the money right now, do you mind if we do something else?" Being honest is something that people will respect. Also, cheapasses generally think they're clever with their words and that nobody is figuring out that it's because they don't have any money (or don't want to spend it). However, people can usually detect when somebody is being a cheapass and tend to make fun of said person behind their back because it's annoying that they won't just be honest.
Another solution to prevent from being a cheapass is to always make sure you pay money back to people you owe it to. Nothing is worse than when somebody owes you money and they continue to not pay you back and give you excuse after excuse as to why they don't have it, yet you see them spending money on a girl or other stupid things. It is best to stop being friends and/or associating with said cheapasses.
Such individuals may resort to nonsensical excuses that do not justify why he or she doesn't want to do something (such as go to the movies) that may potentially cost money.
He or she may also simply carry credit cards on a night out when they know the activities during the night will cost actual cash and not plastic. This is to avoid paying for their share and being able to fall back on, "I only have my card." They will sometimes ask you to spot them and they'll pay you back later, but you know that won't happen.
A simple solution to prevent from being seen as a cheapass is to merely say, "hey man, I really don't have the money right now, do you mind if we do something else?" Being honest is something that people will respect. Also, cheapasses generally think they're clever with their words and that nobody is figuring out that it's because they don't have any money (or don't want to spend it). However, people can usually detect when somebody is being a cheapass and tend to make fun of said person behind their back because it's annoying that they won't just be honest.
Another solution to prevent from being a cheapass is to always make sure you pay money back to people you owe it to. Nothing is worse than when somebody owes you money and they continue to not pay you back and give you excuse after excuse as to why they don't have it, yet you see them spending money on a girl or other stupid things. It is best to stop being friends and/or associating with said cheapasses.
Joe: Hey man do you want to go see a movie?
Sam: Nah man all the movies out look terrible. (Even though he was just talking about how good movie ___ looked)
Joe: Oh... well do you want to go bowling?
Sam: No man I just went a few months ago.
Joe: Why does that mean you can't go now?
Sam: Because dude I don't want to. What the hell.
Joe: Well do you want to do anything?
Sam: There's nothing to do. Maybe you can just come sit at my house.
Joe (in his mind): Damn cheapass...
Sam: Nah man all the movies out look terrible. (Even though he was just talking about how good movie ___ looked)
Joe: Oh... well do you want to go bowling?
Sam: No man I just went a few months ago.
Joe: Why does that mean you can't go now?
Sam: Because dude I don't want to. What the hell.
Joe: Well do you want to do anything?
Sam: There's nothing to do. Maybe you can just come sit at my house.
Joe (in his mind): Damn cheapass...
by THEJohnathan May 3, 2009
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